This never happened:

I'm 58 years old. I've been online for 32 years - starting with my own dial-up bulletin board system in 1993 - and continuing with AOL, my own dot.com web site, Myspace, WordPress, Twitter / X, Flickr, and Facebook.
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But Bro…..that picture looks SOOOO REAL!!!
It actually looks like a 3rd grader did it on Photoshop.
Nice new avatar. I spent the last two nights going through hundreds of digital photos on 2 separate computers, and I have found roughly 100 pictures featuring YOU, that I have consolidated into a single folder.
I will be selecting the best…and worst, and making avatars of them.
You will have avatars of you: smiling, fake smiling, making funny faces, sneezing, sleeping, posing with our old cat Barney, posing with me, posing with your sister in law, and being sick with a cold in Las Vegas.