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Bedtime Stories

Pastor’s Business Card
           
A new Pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.   
           
He took out a business card, and wrote ‘Revelation 3:20’ on the back of it and stuck it in the door. 
           
When the offering was processed the following Sunday he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, ‘Genesis 3:10’. 
           
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20:
‘Look !  I stand at the door and knock. If you hear my voice and open the door, I will come in, and we will share a meal together as friends.’

Genesis 3:10:
He replied, ‘I heard you walking in the garden, so I hid. I was afraid because I was naked.’

My friend Nancy sent that to me earlier tonight via E-Mail, and I laughed hysterically at it for about a minute. I pretty much knew that I had my ‘Bedtime Story’ for tonight right there. I hope that it made you laugh as well.

May you have a safe and peaceful Sunday night, and I’ll catch you right back here on this blog tomorrow (Monday) for some more fun and surprises.

Until then remember this:

Like a good neighbour State Farm is there.

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By Chris M. Day

I'm 58 years old. I've been online for 32 years - starting with my own dial-up bulletin board system in 1993 - and continuing with AOL, my own dot.com web site, Myspace, WordPress, Twitter / X, Flickr, and Facebook.