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Annoyances

The Road Rage Files – Chapter 15

It’s real tough making a left-hand turn onto southbound Speedway Boulevard (SW 137TH Avenue) from westbound Biscayne Drive (SW 288TH Street). The protected left-hand turn (with the green arrow) lasts less than 10 seconds so that only three vehicles can safely make the protected turn – as long as they are all paying attention and actually GO when they are supposed to. The traffic light signalization was configured back in the mid-1990s when the intersection was low-usage, Speedway Boulevard was known as Tallahassee Road (and was an old dusty two-lane rural road), and farmland surrounded it. Now it’s a major highly-travelled thoroughfare travelled by thousands of motorists in all different directions daily. The design of the intersection itself is severely flawed. They need to blow it up and pretty much start all over with it.

This afternoon it was the same old story.

Vehicle # 1 – Hesitated a few seconds before making the protected left-hand turn (wasn’t paying attention).

Vehicle # 2 – No problem – followed closely behind the hesitater.

Vehicle # 3 – Just sat there. The driver was too busy talking on his or her cell phone. We’ve lost the protected green arrow.

Vehicle # 4 – That was me. Miraculously the vehicle in front of me as well as myself were actually able to make it through the congested intersection after the heavy oncoming eastbound traffic had passed through, but we barely did so before the light turned red again.

It’s just another typical day of driving in and around Homestead Florida U.S.A. – the fastest-growing city in the entire nation !

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Life Travel

It’s My 20TH Anniversary Here In Homestead !

Exactly 20 years ago TODAY – Monday November 30TH 1987 – I departed from my original hometown of the Washington D.C. area for a new and mysterious place that I had never previously been to before in my entire life.

I was headed southbound by air down the Atlantic coastline to Miami Florida. I arrived at MIA late that night, and then I eventually got on some type of military shuttle bus that would take me the rest of the way to my ultimate destination – Homestead Air Force Base.

I got in to the base a couple of hours after Midnight on the next morning, and I checked in to the Billeting facilities on-base. Technically December 01ST is my anniversary date here in Homestead, but since I actually arrived at MIA late at night on the 30TH of November I’ve always considered this to be my anniversary date.

I was a young 20-year-old Active Duty Air Force Airman First Class when I first arrived at the base, and now I’m a not-so-young 40-year-old Department Of Defense General Schedule Civilian with 20 years of experience. Give me another 20 years (or probably less), and I should be retired from civil service and living the good life !

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Politics

Top 5 Republican Presidential Nominees

As a follow-up to the CNN / You Tube Republican Debate that aired on CNN last night (which I watched earlier tonight on tape) Larry King has another one of his ‘not a scientific poll’ ‘Quick Votes’ up on his web page:

Who do you want to be the Republican Presidential nominee ?

(Here are the TOP 5 responses.) 

30% – Rudy Giuliani
18% – Mike Huckabee
15% – Fred Thompson
14% – Mitt Romney
11% – Ron Paul

(I voted for 1 of the above.)

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Annoyances Driving

The Road Rage Files – Chapter 14

I understand that you (other drivers in general) are going to run stop signs as if they don’t really say ‘STOP‘ but rather ‘KEEP GOING IF YOU’RE TURNING RIGHT‘, and I understand that you (other drivers in general) are going to turn right on a red light without even stopping (or even slowing down at times).

But when you do so, and you see a single car (such as mine – with no other vehicle in sight behind me) headed your way on the main road with no stop sign and a green light then wouldn’t it be so very courteous of you of waiting a couple of seconds until I pass by before you make your unlawful move ?

It would save me from drastically slowing down or slamming on my brakes to avoid crashing in to you due to your illegal road maneuver. I’d like to keep my perfect accident-free driving record (since 1984) intact.

This is particularly a problem for those of you who live in a certain neighbourhood here in Homestead that has a lot of water and a lot of stone scattered throughout. You live in a real nice neighbourhood. Why are you all in such a hurry to speed out of it onto Speedway Boulevard and Campbell Drive ?

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