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God’s Billboards

  • Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the big game.
  • What part of ‘Thou Shalt Not …’ don’t you understand ?
  • We need to talk.
  • Keep using my name in vain. I’ll make rush hour even longer.
  • That ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ thing … I meant it.
  • Will the road you’re on get you to my place ?
  • Follow me.
  • My way is the highway.
  • Have you read my # 1 best seller ?  There will be a test.
  • Do you have any idea where you’re going ?
  • Don’t make me come down there !

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That’s your ‘Bedtime Story’ for this Tuesday night, and with that I conclude another blogcasting day here on ‘The Major’s Life Blog’. Be sure to catch the blog again tomorrow (Wednesday) for some more fun and surprises.

Until then remember this:

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By Chris M. Day

I'm 58 years old. I've been online for 32 years - starting with my own dial-up bulletin board system in 1993 - and continuing with AOL, my own dot.com web site, Myspace, WordPress, Twitter / X, Flickr, and Facebook.