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Bedtime Stories

Greetings fellow bloggers – those who read and those who write. It’s time for the Sunday night edition of ‘Bedtime Stories’ – brought to you by Cookie Crisp cereal.

Here are some things that I resolve to do during this upcoming holiday week:

Wear a green shirt tomorrow to celebrate my Irish heritage in honour of St. Patrick’s Day. (I’m 50% Irish in case you didn’t know.)
Eat Chinese food for Lunch tomorrow to celebrate my love of foods that are green – such as broccoli.
Go to Publix tomorrow afternoon after work to do some serious shopping for food. Yes Venus and Kristina – even though I don’t cook my own food I still eat food.
~~Get a tattoo on my lower-right thigh with Jesse.~~
Wash and dry bath towels twice this week.
Prepare for the WORM. (This only makes sense to my coworkers.)
Shave on Tuesday night.
~~Go out clubbing with Paul.~~
Attend Life Group this Wednesday night and arrive before Nancy.
Serve at the ‘Moonlight Easter Egg Hunt’ on Good Friday night. (Visit easterinhomestead.com for the 411.)
Induct another ‘Chris Day’ into ‘The Chris Day Club’.
~~Get a haircut with Travis at Woody’s Barber Shop.~~

Be sure to return back here tomorrow afternoon for another fun-filled day here on the blog. I may even have a fresh new edition of ‘The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club’.

Until then remember this:

If you like cookies, you’ll love Cookie Crisp !

Home Humor People Travel

ME: Hello Chris Day ?
HIM: Yes ?
ME: This is Chris Day.
HIM: Yes it is. Who am I speaking with ?
ME: No I meant that my name is Chris Day too.
HIM: Oh ! OK ! Weird.
ME: I’m thinking about making a move to Bucks County Pennsylvania, and I decided to call you because I think that it would be really cool if Chris Day sold a house to Chris Day.
HIM: Well that could certainly be arranged.
ME: Cool.
HIM: Where do you live now ?
ME: South of Miami Florida.
HIM: And you want to move here ?
ME: No, not really.
HIM: I don’t blame you.
ME: Well thanks for your time anyway.
HIM: No problem Chris. It was fun.
ME: Same here Chris.

Blogging God Humor

Bedtime Stories

Post author By Chris M. Day
Post date March 4, 2008

God’s Billboards

Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the big game.
What part of ‘Thou Shalt Not …’ don’t you understand ?
We need to talk.
Keep using my name in vain. I’ll make rush hour even longer.
That ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ thing … I meant it.
Will the road you’re on get you to my place ?
Follow me.
My way is the highway.
Have you read my # 1 best seller ? There will be a test.
Do you have any idea where you’re going ?
Don’t make me come down there !

Good Stuff there ! I found it online at this cool web site. Check it out.

That’s your ‘Bedtime Story’ for this Tuesday night, and with that I conclude another blogcasting day here on ‘The Major’s Life Blog’. Be sure to catch the blog again tomorrow (Wednesday) for some more fun and surprises.

Until then remember this:

Delta Airlines: We love to fly, and it shows.

Blogging Home Humor

Bedtime Stories

Question: How much does a mobile home weigh ?

Answer: More than a rural two-lane bridge can hold !

Mobile-Home-1

Mobile-Home-2

Mobile-Home-3

Home For Sale. Beautiful View Overlooking Stream. Good Roads Leading To Home. Quiet Neighbourhood.

Well there you have it – your ‘Bedtime Story’ for this Monday night. I’ve got your ‘Tuesday Night Grab Bag O’ Thoughts’ on the docket for tomorrow, so be sure to hit up this blog then.

Until then remember this:

Give a hoot. Don’t pollute.