You know you want it, so don’t let me be the one to deny it:
1. On this dark and stormy Tuesday afternoon in Homestead I actually heard the following overused phrase from a coworker – ‘I think this is gonna be a really bad hurricane season. This could be the worst one yet !’ Remember when Hurricane Andrew destroyed Homestead 16 years ago this August ? That was one of the quietest Atlantic hurricane seasons in modern history. It only takes one powerful hurricane to wreck havoc with your life as you know it. If we have an all-time record 30 named storms this season, yet none of them strike land anywhere near you then what kind of hurricane season is that ?
2. We’re getting a lot of much-needed rain today here in Homestead. I totally dig that. We need every last drop of it and then some to pull us out of this extended drought that we’re in. We could really use at least three FEET of rain (that’s right – 36 inches) over the next three months !
3. If you think that you haven’t seen that many mosquitoes out and about thus far this Summer then check again by this weekend. Let me know if you can feel them biting you in a few days.
4. Last Thursday I celebrated the 23RD anniversary of my United States Air Force / Department Of Defense career. Time flies when I’m having fun !
5. Last Friday I celebrated the 13TH anniversary of me living here in my current home here in Homestead. This is by far the best place that I have ever lived in my entire life / Life.
6. For those of you who are new to my blog let me explain. When I refer to the last 22 months of my Life the word ‘Life’ is always capitalized. When I refer to the 39 years before that the word ‘life’ begins with a lower-case ‘l’. When I write about my ‘life / Life’ I’m referring to my previous sad, miserable, and directionless life, as well as my current Life – full of glory, joy, and purpose for I have been saved and reborn again by the Lord Jesus Christ. It’s all symbolic, but it also keeps it all in perspective.
7. My next laptop will have at least 2 gigabytes of memory in it. My current laptop has exactly one-fourth that amount. I think that I will finally buy a brand new laptop sometime between now and the end of the year. I’m actually not looking forward to it. Once I buy that new laptop this blog may suddenly go inactive for about 3 to 5 days because it will probably take that long to transfer all of my files over from this laptop to that laptop and also install and configure various programs. There’s a lot of work involved there. If I knew that it would be really easy then I would probably already have a new laptop by now.
8. Ela O. called me on the telephone this afternoon, and we talked for exactly 7 minutes and 29 seconds. She made me laugh hysterically, and I returned the flavour. The telephone is my least favourite electronic device that I could easily live without; however, when I see that it’s Ela on the other end (via my Caller-I.D.) I know that I should be prepared to laugh up a storm with her. She has every reason in the world to be sad and miserable, yet she is one of the happiest and most joyful women I know in my current Life. She’s got a whole lot of purpose remaining in her Life here on Earth on God’s fantastic journey !
9. Ela tried to pull a fast one on me during that telephone conversation by telling me that I was being assigned to make coffee this Sunday morning at the Life Pointe Church Café. We have quite a few Medical Doctors and Registered Nurses that are part of our LPC family. They would be put into action and forced to go to work on their fellow brothers and sisters if I were to make coffee on Sunday morning. We would need a couple of shuttle buses to transport the victims from the movie theatre to the hospital. I stopped making coffee for the general public in 1989 – not because I made anyone sick or anything like that – but because I could. Nowadays I actually make my own instant coffee for myself on most mornings. It would probably cause irregular heartbeats for most normal healthy humans.
10. The Sun is now shining brightly and baking the atmosphere directly above my neighbourhood. That only means one thing. Prepare now for another ferocious thunderstorm with torrential downpours in about an hour.
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5 replies on “Tuesday Night Grab Bag O’ Thoughts”
Thanks you make me laugh as well. I’M SAYIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love ya…..
If I can make coffee, you can.
I like rainy days for the most part, except when I’ve got to be out and about most of the day. Driving in a storm can get a little scary sometimes. As far as the hurricanes are concerned, we’ve been blessed these last two years because they haven’t been much of anything since I’ve been here – thank god! To date, I have not witnessed a real hurricane. I’ve witnessed a few heavy storms but nothing like what others have described. I can’t say I’m looking forward to finding out just how bad they can get either! I’ll just keep praying for good weather and shelter through them for everyone.
So Ela got you, huh? Imagine that…Chris behind the coffee bar…lol. That must have been a good one. Go ella! I missed her call this week, but even her voicemail makes me smile 8-).
That’s why .. I JUST SAY NO!!
to coffee.
Chris, you could always start the tea bar, chai tea..good ole Lipton..
you’d be tight competition with the coffee bar…since I know how you love to compete seeing as how your always startin trouble with Kids Life..lol
I’ll have to let Anne know your knew idea. :-o)
Here’s my generic blanket statement of the week – I prefer to serve our LPC family on Sunday mornings while utilizing my strengths rather than exploiting my weaknesses. Making coffee and tea and setting up MASSIVE information booths falls under the category of ‘weaknesses’.