OK kids. This week I’ve got a change-of-pace TOP 5 countdown for you:
It’s the TOP 5 reasons why I’m greatful that my 6TH cold in 11 months is now officially done and over with:
5. My gorgeous pearly white teeth were slowly rotting due to the MASSIVE consumption of Airborne (sugar juice), Zicam (sugar tablet), and Cold-EEZE (sugar candy).
4. My nose now works properly (in and out), as it no longer randomly makes the sound of an old washing machine during spin cycle.
3. Fast Food Napkins (used for blowing my nose) – no longer rapidly diminishing in supply. (Crisis averted.)
2. The area around my nostrils is slowly returning from a lovely shade of Inflamed Death Pink to a healthy shade of South Florida Tropical Flesh Tan.
1. My vast blogging audience was praying to God for my rapid recovery – if only so that I would stop whining to them about the effects of my 6TH cold in 11 months. Case closed.
Be sure to catch the big blog during the weekend after Thanksgiving Day as I present to you my 7TH cold in 13 months. You won’t regret it pal !
CountUp 
3 replies on “Monday Night Countdown”
Oh man you make me laugh.!!:)
Im glad that you are finally over the cold. Just think Thanksgiving is not that far away so stock up on AIRBORNE AND ZICAM.LOL….
Bro- good to hear you kicked your cold. I’m sure you will develop another one in just a couple months.
I am going to my doctor tomorrow to get tested for High Blood Pressure. I am having some strange symptoms, and I think it’s because of a very high cholesterol level. I might need your expert advice on how to lower my cholesterol so I don’t have a massive heart attack dot com and/or triple bypass surgery at 35 years old.
I’m sure the first think you will say is: CUT OUT THE RED MEAT, BANNY.
If you could give me a top five list on how to lower my cholesterol (and avoid premature DEATH) I’d greatly appreciate it.
~ Danny
Bro – Two Words – ‘Sleep More’.