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Saturday Night Retro

This edition of the ‘Retro’ is not about a specific year, but rather the good times and past memories of Christmas Day mornings gone by with my family.

Back during the early-1980s in Northern Virginia me and my little brother would wake up extra early – like at around 4 AM or so. We would quietly bundle up, go out in the dark and cold of wintertime, and deliver newspapers for a couple of hours. We would then come back inside into the warmth of the house and prepare for the opening of the Christmas presents that had gathered and multiplied underneath the Christmas tree since about Thanksgiving Day.

Mom, Dad, Me, My Brother, and even Fluffy our Manx cat were all together for about an hour of warm giving and receiving. Even our lovable cat got a present or two, and as the gifts were opened and the wrapping paper was thrown astray a bunch of the decorative bows and ribbons eventually ended up on Fluffy. She would also tend to play with all of the wrapping paper that was all around her. We would rather that she play with the wrapping paper than ingest the icicles off of the Christmas tree and then wait for the undesirable result of that a day or two later.

My very first Christmas Day away from home occurred in 1985. I had only been living in the U.K. for about 6 weeks, and since I was so new over there (as an Air Force Airman) I couldn’t take time off to fly back to the States. I wouldn’t miss many more Christmases after that one.

During much of the early-1990s I drove the 2,200+ miles to and from the Washington D.C. area to visit my family from Homestead. Late in 1996 they moved down to Jacksonville Florida, so that 2,200+ mile round trip was reduced down to 800 miles or so.

This Christmas Eve I’ll be driving up there again to visit my Mom, Dad, and their current cat – Pumpkin. My brother and his wife won’t be there, but it will still be fine. We enjoyed Thanksgiving together at their place in the north of Dallas Texas.

Oh Christmas Tree - Late-1990s - Jacksonville Florida
Oh Christmas Tree - Late-1990s - Jacksonville Florida
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Humor Movies

Saturday Morning Shenanigans

I did enough walking last night at the mall, so this morning I postponed ‘The Major’s Walk-A-Thon’ and slept in until an abnormally late 8:15 AM !

If you’re looking for a HILARIOUS movie to see then be sure to catch the box office smash “Four Christmases“. It’s the funniest movie I’ve seen since “License To Wed“. Both of those movies are actually very similar in many ways. Last night we saw Jim Carrey’s latest flick “Yes Man“. It was funny as well, but perhaps less funny and more romantic than we expected. Go see it. Good Stuff !

In lieu of this morning’s ‘Walk-A-Thon’ here is some wacky Tom Foolishness to make you giggle out loud (GOL):

On a famous TV game show a BLONDE contestant needed only to answer one more question.

One simple question stood between her and ONE MILLION DOLLARS !

“To be today’s champion,” the show’s smiling host intoned, “name two of Santa’s reindeer.”

The contestant gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question.

“Rudolph !” she said confidently, “and … Olive !”

The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads instructed them to do), but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling. The confused host replied, “Yes, we’ll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain … ‘Olive ? ! ?'”

“You know,” the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer – had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. Olive, the other reindeer…”

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