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Life Pointe Church Sunday Morning Tossed Salad

1.  Tom and Anne both beat me to the movie theatre bright and early this morning. But then again I was about 8 minutes late (arriving at 7:38 AM). According to Tom and Anne the theatre was unlocked and ready for us to roll as soon as we arrived. I think Pastor Travis got that ‘locked-out’ problem resolved within the new lease agreement.

2.  Lisa has some cool ideas for the ‘Kid’s Life’ registration desk, so that makes us work even harder over at the ‘Visitor Center’. The think tank was at work again this morning. We decided that we want a red carpet that we can roll out straight from the ‘Visitor Center’ clear out to the front door. Anne stated that she would ‘look in’ to the ambitious idea.

3.  I think that we may have set a new attendance record for the 9:00 service (approaching 90), and if you were at the 10:30 service and tried to find a seat at around 10:40 then you were probably searching hard for one. I think that we shattered the ‘400’ mark in overall attendance at Life Pointe Church this morning. We may have even come close to 450 !

4.  We kicked-off a brand new message series this morning entitled ‘(un)christian’. Our church body collectively apologized for those times in which the name of Jesus was manipulated by unprincipled religious leaders, for those times in which we have been abused by church people, for those times in which we were judged without concern for who we are, for those times in which we were duped or taken advantage of by a Christian, for those times in which we were shown Scriptures selectively without concern for the whole counsel of the Bible, and for those times in which we were not loved by followers of Jesus. We apologized. We forgave.

5.  About 100 of us met over at Homestead Bayfront Park this afternoon for a nice picnic and water baptism. I think we had about 250 pounds of delicious food available for consumption, so anyone that was on a diet probably took about a 3-hour hiatus from their diet so that they could join in on the MASSIVE feast. Don’t bother weighing yourselves tonight. You can resume your diet in the morning.

I’ll be on vacation next weekend over in the Fort Myers area, and I’m planning to attend a church service over there on Sunday morning. I’ll have a special edition of the ‘Tossed Salad’ next Sunday night regarding my experiences over there. I’ll be back at Life Pointe on the 24TH of February.

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Saturday Morning Food Run

This morning I went on an early-morning food run to Cracker Barrel for breakfast and then to Publix for groceries. This was in lieu of the regularly-scheduled ‘The Major’s Walk-A-Thon’. I’ll resume the walk next Saturday morning, and then I’ll be taking the walk on-location next Sunday and Monday over to the Naples / Fort Myers area.

But as for this morning’s food run here are my thoughts:

1.  Going to Cracker Barrel for breakfast was an impromptu spur-of-the-moment decision that I made this morning. The new me is far more spontaneous than the former me. Nowadays I think outside of the bun. Back then I was the bun.

2.  Some restaurants have good food but bad service, and some restaurants have good service but bad food. Now I’m not saying that Cracker Barrel has bad food, but I am saying that their service is better than their food – at least for breakfast. I’ve had lunch and dinner there before, and I remember some pretty good meals. Their breakfast selection seems to be a bit below average as far as I’m concerned.

3.  For about 3 to 4 years I was a regular 6:30 on a Saturday morning customer of the IHOP in Naranja Lakes. I sat at the same table. I ate the same MASSIVE meal. I had the same fantastic waitress for all of those years. Last Summer my waitress abruptly quit her job there, and my Saturday morning meal at IHOP came to a screeching halt. This morning my long lost IHOP waitress suddenly appeared LIVE and in-person as a waitress at Cracker Barrel !  We were both glad to see each other for the first time in about 8 months. I think I may have found a new home on Saturday mornings. I just need to experiment with different breakfast combinations to find the perfect meal deal for me.

 4.  I spent $53.80 at Publix this morning. It would have been $58.80 if it weren’t for a $5 coupon that I received in return for donating $5 to the South Florida Council of the Boy Scouts Of America. They are currently selling a ‘Camp Card’ that helps a young Scout earn his way to camp. Included with the Camp Card are a bunch of money-saving coupons including the one for Publix. As a former Scout of the late-1970s I’m all about supporting today’s local Scouts of South Florida.

5.  There’s a bad virus spreading at the new Oasis Plaza in Homestead, and it’s called subpar customer service. It’s prevalent at Publix, Casavana, China Yan, Quiznos’, and (especially) McDonald’s. The Walgreens at the corner may be immune to the virus. I’ve had good experiences there so far.

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I Love Girl Scout Cookies !

Do-Si-DosThin Mints

This afternoon in front of the Waterstone Plaza Publix I bought two boxes of Girl Scout Cookies for $3.50 a box. I bought the Do-Si-Dos (Peanut Butter Sandwich) as well as the Thin Mints.

Girl Scout Cookies are the most delicious cookies in the entire world, and I always search them out during this time of the year (the middle of January through the beginning of February). The fact of the matter is that if they were available year-round then I would be buying them year-round as soon as I run out of them.

Maybe I should have bought more than two boxes. These cookies could be gone by the end of this weekend !

As a Boy Scout during the late-1970s we went door-to-door selling boxes of Krispy Kreme original glazed donuts. Occasionally we got caught eating away at the profits !

GOOD TIMES !

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Funny Restaurant Name Files: Time For Thai

Here are some actual Thai restaurant names all across God’s Great Earth:

Beau Thai
High Thai
Just One Thai
Love Me Thai
Mai Thai
Mr. Thai
Old School Thai
Once Upon A Thai
Silk Thai
Tasty Thai
Thai Away Home
Thai A Yellow Ribbon
Thai-Inn
Thai Me Up
Thai One On
Thai Phoon
Thai Pinn
Thai Poon
Thai Rack
Thai-Rrific
Thai Soon
Thai Speed
Thai Stick
Thai Tanic
Thai The Knot
Thai This
That’s Thai
The Friendly Thai
The King & Thai
Tongue Thai
Try My Thai