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Monday Night Countdown

I’ve never done it, but if I did it I would drive through 5 U.S. states to get from South Florida (south of Miami) to North Texas (north of Dallas). It would be over 1,400 miles of Interstate highway shenanigans. Maybe some year I’ll do it. But for now I’ll just blog about doing it – and the 5 states I’d travel through to get there.

5.  Florida – More than half of the 1,400-mile excursion would be from Homestead to Pensacola. That’s about 12 hours of driving along Florida’s Turnpike, I-75, and I-10 just to get out of Florida. I think that reaching the Alabama state line would be cause for celebration – and time to call it a night at a nice hotel just across the border.

4.  Alabama – It’s where it all started for me. I was born in Selma on the 05TH of June in 1967. There was once an Air Force Base in Selma – Craig. The USAF isn’t there anymore, but it’s still operational as a local-use airport. Alabama has it all – beaches along the Gulf Of Mexico, big cities dotting the state, and the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains to the northeast.

3.  Mississippi – I’ve been to Keesler Air Force Base (near Biloxi on the Gulf Of Mexico), and I’ve driven along I-10 along the south coast of Mississippi. That’s pretty much my entire life history of the great state of Mississippi (in 1994 and 2004 respectively).

2.  Louisiana – I’ve been there once before in my entire life – during the Summer of 2004. I spent a week in New Orleans on U.S. Government business a year before Hurricane Katrina wrecked her havoc on the region. Guess what ?  I’m going back in about 2½-months. This time I’m flying there instead of driving. I’m taking a Carnival cruise out of New Orleans straight to Mexico.

1.  Texas – It’s too hot and dry here in the Summer. It’s too cold and dry here in the Winter. They have long droughts here. They have tornadoes here. They have blizzards and ice storms here. I couldn’t live here. I adore humidity. My skins demands moisture. My brother and his wife live within the northern suburbs of Dallas. I don’t like this part of Texas. Actually there’s no part of Texas that I really like a lot. I’ve been to San Antonio a bunch of times over the past 23+ years – most recently this past Summer. That’s a fun place to visit on vacation. I don’t think that I could live there either. I belong on the U.S. East Coast. I need to be within eyesight of the Atlantic Ocean. That’s my ocean. That’s where I rock and roll.

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Sunday Night Funnies

The ‘Life Pointe Church Sunday Morning Tossed Salad’ will return next Sunday (the 30TH of November), so if you wish to know what happened at our Homestead campus (at the movie theatre) this morning then simply ask the usual suspects – you know – Trav, Kelly, Billy, and Ritz. Hopefully at least 1 of these 4 award-winning bloggers will post all about the happenings of the LPC today. I also wish to see this morning’s teaching on our official web site.

Until then let’s fast-forward ahead to our ‘Sunday Night Funnies’, and enjoy this fantastic feline edition. Cats are cool. Here’s why:

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Saturday Night Retro

TODAY I flew on an airplane from Fort-Lauderdale/Hollywood International Airport to Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. It was the umpteenth time that I flew anywhere. (I actually don’t keep track of all of my airline flights via an EXCEL spreadsheet.) I’ve lost track of my flying over the past 23½ years. I’ve flown first class once or twice (wasn’t too impressed), and I’ve flown most of the major airlines that are still in business today. Flying is not as fun as it used to be (prior to September 11TH 2001). This morning I left my home at precisely 6:30 AM to get to the off-site parking area at the airport by 7:30 AM to get to the terminal by 7:45 AM to check-in, get through security, and get to my gate prior to boarding at 9 AM and departure from the gate at 9:30 AM. And then there’s the 3-hour flight. It basically took longer to get from my home in Homestead to the aircraft at the airport than it did to actually fly that aircraft more than halfway across the country !

Check out this classic 60-second television commercial for the legendary Eastern Airlines of the way things used to be. Compare our baggage handlers of today with those depicted from the 1970s.

Before I turned 18-years-old and moved away from home to join the circus USAF I recall flying only twice in my life – twice to and from Bermuda on summertime vacations as a little kid during the mid-1970s. I recall Bermuda to be a fun little place out in the middle of the Atlantic – sort of a hybrid between a Caribbean nation further south and the United Kingdom further east. I wish to go back there one of these years to check it out all over again for the first time in over 30 years.

And now Ladies And Gentlemen – IT’S GO-GO TIME !  Let’s kick it old school !

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Blogging

Friday Night Blogroll Review

So yeah I was on the radio this morning for about 5 hours (certainly not continuously), and I had a totally awesome time hanging out with Rob and Kelly-Kel at CALL-FM. THANKS so much to the both of you for the opportunity to serve at our radio station, and you know how to contact me in the future. I wish to ‘Be More’ by helping to lead a continuous expansion of God’s Kingdom in 2009.

OK it’s Friday night here on the big green blog, and you just know what that means. I’ve got your weekly ‘Blogroll Review’ right here – right now, so let’s kick it.

Ritz is annoying people at Life Pointe Church.

Ritz’s favourite music group in the entire world ? – Family Force 5 !

LL-PJ appreciates the abnormally chilly November weather here in Homestead.

Little Blake weighs nearly two-dozen pounds.

Diego adores Jesus and praises Him.

Nathan has led his family to a new home, and that home is a house.

THANK YOU for blogging with me this week. Let’s keep on doing our thing !