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Saturday Morning Shenanigans

Here at my undisclosed location somewhere within the great state of Florida I’ve been able to go to bed early – during the 9 PM hour – and wake up late – during the 7 AM hour. I’m certainly not getting a MASSIVE 10 hours of sleep, but I am getting plenty of relaxation time whether it’s sleeping, laying in bed, or chillin’ on a chair watching television. It feels great to be on vacation, but I also can’t wait until I get back home again where all of my junk is. It’s only been about 59 hours (as I type this at 5 PM on this Saturday afternoon) since I left my junk behind, but I already miss it all. No worries though, for I’ll be back home again in less than 24 hours from now. I always appreciate Homestead once I’ve been away for awhile.

This morning I took the ‘Saturday Morning Shenanigans’ to the regional-famous Orange Park Mall (southwest of Jacksonville Florida). I saw a movie at the constantly-busy yet well-maintained AMC-24 there. There were a whole bunch of comedy movies that I wanted to see this weekend (such as “College“, “Disaster Movie“, “Hamlet 2“, “Pineapple Express“, “The Rocker“, or “Step Brothers“), but I ultimately decided on the sleeper smash of the late-summer box office season – “Tropic Thunder” – based mostly on my brother‘s glowing recommendation. I agree with him. I laughed hysterically all throughout the movie in unison with my fellow movie patrons. It was one of the most star-studded original screwball comedies I’ve seen on the big screen in awhile !

Those are my ‘Saturday Morning Shenanigans’ for this 5TH and final Saturday of August in 2008. Be sure to catch me next time – ‘At The Movies’ – for some more box office monkey business !

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Friday Night Blogroll Review

Pastor Travis announces some exciting changes that are happenin’ right now at Life Pointe Church.

Phil is not a fan of the Chinese Government, does not appreciate the Democrats, loves the University Of Miami Hurricanes, adores lobster season out on the high seas, and looks forward to Sunday mornings at Life Pointe Church. Oh yeah – he’s also one of my good friends !

Kelly should be a professional photographer !

Jesse announces who the producer is of the next big Saturn Project CD.

Bill presents some of the major differences between a possible McCain presidency versus a possible Obama presidency.

So yeah that cool cat Ritz for sure loves his new college digs at MDCC during the week, but yeah now he’s like ready for a little R & R over on the other side of the ‘Glades for sure so yeah he’ll be jammin’ to his new Family Force 5 CD a la playa and waitin’ for the new Underoath album to drop for sure. Way Out Man !

As Tropical Storm Fay flooded Florida State University last weekend Rebecca was just gettin’ in to the swing of things and reestablishing her normal daily routine.

Luciana had a busy weekend last weekend – including one particular high-priority item of interest – learning how to play ‘Guitar Hero’.

… Meanwhile up in Weston – See how Pastor Nathan and his crew get fit early every Sunday morning.

Keep on blogging my friends !

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Thursday Night Internet Hoax Hall-Of-Shame

This is an Internet hoax:

CAN OBAMA BE PRESIDENT ?

It seems that Barack Obama is not qualified to be president after all for the following reason:

Barack Obama is not legally a U.S. natural-born citizen according to the law on the books at the time of his birth, which falls between December 24, 1952 to November 13, 1986.

Presidential office requires a natural-born citizen if the child was not born to two U.S. citizen parents, which of course is what exempts John McCain though he was born in the Panama Canal. U.S. Law very clearly stipulates: “If only one parent was a U.S. citizen at the time of your birth, that parent must have resided in the United States for at least ten years, at least five of which had to be after the age of 16.” Barack Obama’s father was not a U.S. citizen and Obama’s mother was only 18 when Obama was born, which means though she had been a U.S. citizen for 10 years, (or citizen perhaps because of Hawaii being a territory) the mother fails the test for being so for at least 5 years **prior to** Barack Obama’s birth, but *after* age 16. It doesn’t matter *after*.

In essence, she was not old enough to qualify her son for automatic U.S. citizenship. At most, there were only 2 years elapsed since his mother turned 16 at the time of Barack Obama’s birth when she was 18 in Hawaii. His mother would have needed to have been 16+5= 21 years old, at the time of Barack Obama’s birth for him to have been a natural-born citizen. As aformentioned, she was a young college student at the time and was not. Barack Obama was already 3 years old at that time his mother would have needed to have waited to have him as the only U.S. Cizen parent. Obama instead should have been naturalized, but even then, that would still disqualify him from holding the office.

*** Naturalized citizens are ineligible to hold the office of President. ***

Though Barack Obama was sent back to Hawaii at age 10, all the other info does not matter because his mother is the one who needed to have been a U.S. citzen for 10 years prior to his birth on August 4, 1961, with 5 of those years being after age 16. Further, Obama may have had to have remained in the country for some time to protect any citizenship he would have had, rather than living in Indonesia.

Now you can see why Obama’s aides stopped his speech about how we technically have more than 50 states, because it would have led to this discovery. This is very clear cut and a blaring violation of U.S. election law. I think the Gov. of California would be very insterested in knowing this if Obama were elected President without being a natural-born U.S. citizen, and it would set precedence. Stay tuned to your TV sets because I suspect some of this information will be leaking through over the next several days.

Read more about it.

Read even more about it.

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Telemarketer Of The Day Hit List

305-503-3525 – 2:15 PM TODAY – I’m not alone.

305-503-3543 – 8:15 PM TODAY – I’m really not alone.

(Exactly 6 hours apart. What a coincidence !)