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Blatant Promotion

Be sure to catch the big blog in action tomorrow night for the most anticipated series of the week – the ‘Tuesday Night Grab Bag O’ Thoughts’. It’s the most spontaneous blog entry of the week, and it’s all about me and the world that revolves around me. 🙄

I don’t have a clue what 10 items of interest will be on my mind tomorrow night, but you can be sure that it will be lame, obvious, sensible, surprising, controversial, ridiculous, shocking, or horrifying. You know you love it !

Skip ahead two nights to the ‘Thursday Night Internet Hoax Hall-Of-Shame’, and get ready for the most outrageous Internet hoax seen to date ! This is the one that everyone is going to be talking about next to the coffee makers and the copy machines on Friday morning. You surely don’t want to miss this one !  If you’re not there then you’re a square ! 

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Internet People

The Chris Day Club

In the spirit of the continuing saga that is ‘The Chris Day Club’ …

… This one is dedicated to my good friends Travis and Phil who are addicted to tweeting on Twitter:

This is not me using Twitter !

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Food God People

Life Pointe Church Sunday Morning Tossed Salad

1.  Memo To Self – In the future if I arrive at the movie theatre bright and early on a Sunday morning, and all of the front doors are locked shut then look for Pastor Travis‘s car in the parking lot. If I see it then call him on his cell phone, and kindly ask him to open a door to let his eager staff in from the elements of outside !

2.  Lessons Learned – As per Anne J. we do not skimp and use curtains, bedsheets, mattress covers, or extra-extra-extra-large black tee-shirts in lieu of actual table cloths on any of the Information Booth tables. If that happens then the convenient excuse – ‘I’m a guy’ – will work just fine; however, she will still yank everything off of the tables and redo everything properly. She’s conscientious like that.

3.  That’s What I’m Talkin’ About – The promotional videos following ‘Praise & Worship’ and Communion were absolutely gutbusting hilarious (and yet strangely informative at the same time). They received numerous pops from the crowds. Alex and (the other) Jesse were the wacky hosts of ‘R’ Show – Life Pointe‘s version of ‘Wayne’s World’ – and their special guest this week was this really cool, hip, and up-and-coming megastar by the name of Chris Day in the role of a lifetime – as himself. Those cool kids over at Fuser Films Of Homestead have a real promising acting future !

4.  Got Funk ? – Pastor Travis’s message this morning was all about ‘The Funk Of Loneliness’. Everyone has been lonely at some point in their life, but when you have a personal relationship with God you should know that although you may be alone – you are never lonely. God will never allow you to be lonely. God is our Father, our Son, and our Holy Spirit. We must have a ‘Gospel Partnership’ with Him where He is the center of all of our relationships. He must always be our # 1 priority above everything else. Our human relationships should be patterned after our # 1 relationship with God. The Good News says ‘Then God said, “Let us make human beings in our image, to be like us. They will reign over the fish in the sea, the birds in the sky, the livestock, all the wild animals on the earth, and the small animals that scurry along the ground.” (Genesis 1:26 – NLT, 2ND Ed.)

5.  Fully Engaged – We had our bimonthly membership luncheon at The Capri in Florida City (where all of the food is) this afternoon, as we welcomed nearly 40 of our loyal and faithful regular attenders to become official members of their church by signing the membership covenant. That’s what assimilation is all about. It’s my job at Life Pointe Church to ensure that our first-time guests become second-time guests, and that our second-time guests become regular attenders and get plugged in to the entire church experience to include serving on Sunday mornings and participating in a Life Group during the week. The church is not the movie theatre. The church is you and me. We are disciples of God. We are His hands and His feet – created by Him – here on Earth. My goal is to ensure that you are fully engaged on His fantastic journey here in Homestead. We want you to become members, and we want our members to become leaders in order to expand His kingdom here on Earth. We do it all for the Lord Almighty !

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Driving Food Health Humor Shopping

Saturday Morning Shenanigans

CHEVRON – I filled up my car with regular 87 octane gasoline this morning at my favourite Chevron on the congested Homestead corner of Useless-One y Campbell Drive (SW 312TH St. / NE 8TH St.). It’s my first fill-up in exactly 14 days, and that’s a few days below my overall average. Typically I can go up to 17 to 19 days before I need to fill-up with gas. I spent $4.069 per gallon of gas (nipping the previous all-time record by a mere penny), and I spent a total of $45.00 for the fill-up (nipping the previous all-time record by a single dollar). KA-CHING !

WALGREENS – The highlight here is that I now have enough Omega-3 Fish Oil (1200 milligrams per softgel) to take me into January 2009 providing that I take one of them per day every day until then. (They had a ‘Buy 1 Get 1 Free’ sale on them this week.) I adore the bargain$. THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ‘BOUT, WILLIS !

STARBUCKS – I visited our Homestead Starbucks for the first time ever, and what a quaint little place it is with such a quaint little parking lot and a bustling drive-thru. Recently my friend Phil teased me for only going to Starbucks for the ‘frou-frou designer’ espresso coffees that cost over $4. He told me that I should try out their regular coffees that cost under $2. As is always the case for me at Starbucks I get lost, dazed, confused, and sometimes even dizzy looking at their all-encompassing menu board. (Travis I am not.) In my entire life I can still count on two hands the number of times I have been to Starbucks. Have no fear my dear, for I received excellent customer service from my personal barista behind the counter. She helped me to make a decision on what I really wanted. I got the grande Pike Place Roast ($1.89) with caramel flavour added ($0.30), and also a pastry item. My barista also told me all about the benefits of purchasing a Starbucks card. As it turns out I could have gotten the caramel flavour added free-of-charge if I already had the card. I may get it. The coolest part of this particular Starbucks is that they open for bid-ness at 5:30 AM during the week. I totally dig that since that is a half-hour before I need to be at work. BOO-YAH !

… And those – my friends – are my ‘Saturday Morning Shenanigans’ …

I HEARD THAT !