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Saturday Night Checklist

1.  Get all dressed up for an evening of all-night clubbing with Nathan in Weston.

2.  Get all dressed up for a fond farewell dinner at the base for the Chief of the building that I work at.  CHECK !

3.  When I return home late tonight watch a 6-hour marathon that I have on tape of a week’s worth of “Monday Night Raw”, “ECW”, and “Friday Night Smackdown”.

4.  When I return home late tonight get a good night of restful sleep in preparation for tomorrow morning at Life Pointe Church. Blatant Plug:  Be sure to catch an all-new edition of the ‘Life Pointe Church Sunday Morning Tossed Salad’ tomorrow at a special later time on Sunday night here on this blog.

5.  Bring my stapled, collated, and binded 24-page dissertation with me to Travis‘s house tomorrow afternoon on how to improve upon the ‘Moonlight Easter Egg Hunt’ for 2009.

6.  Bring my simple list of 10 items of interest with me to Travis’s house tomorrow afternoon.

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Bedtime Stories

It’s nearly 9:30 PM on a Friday night, and that’s a perfect time for ‘Bedtime Stories’ – brought to you by Kentucky Fried Chicken – ‘We Do Chicken Right !’

And tonight’s edition of the ‘Bedtime Stories’ is actually about KFC !

It’s one of the most criticized and ridiculed fast food restaurants of them all. We all do it, but put several buckets of original fried chicken on a table with potato wedges, mashed potatoes and gravy, cole slaw, and biscuits – and watch the crowds of people flock to that table like flies on … (you know what I mean).

We had a farewell luncheon for a well-liked coworker today, and it was kept nice and simple. You should have seen all of us gobble up all of that chicken in record-breaking time. We are a bunch of fried chicken chompin’ maniacs. It was all lip-smackin’ delicious. I also can’t say enough about them tasty potato wedges. I think I ate about 25 of them in all. After the feast most of us came close to passing out on-site. We nearly had to call in the cardiologists. There may have even been a few silent heart attacks occurring. Where’s my Lipitor ?

Speaking of chicken I am reminded about the smartest cat that ever lived (with me) – Boots (1993-2007). That dude was the feline equivalent of me. I taught him everything that he knew. He clearly understood somewhere between 900 and 1,000 words of the English and Spanish languages. One of his all-time favourite words – ‘chicken‘. That cat would go nuts whenever he heard that word because he knew what it was, and he knew that it was the tastiest thing he’s ever eaten.

Back when I ate chicken on a fairly regular basis Boots also ate chicken with me. He was all over me when that chicken was on my dinner plate. He was meowing up a storm. He was pointing to the chicken with his paw. He was smelling the chicken as it went into my mouth, and YES – he also got tiny pieces of chicken to claim as his own. ‘Chicken‘ – just the mere utterance of that word grabbed his undivided attention. He would even wake up from a deep sleep when he heard that word !

And so there you go with my fried chicken themed ‘Bedtime Stories’ for this Friday night. Be sure to catch the blog for more fun tomorrow (Saturday). Have a safe and peaceful night everyone, and until we hang out again remember this:
 

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Friday Night Blogroll Review

It’s Friday Night friends, so let’s get it all started:

Travis is doing quite a bit of traveling during this month of April.

Phil (or as I like to refer to him – P.J. – because that sounds cooler) presented his ‘Chunked Thoughts’ on a Thursday. It’s the funnest 3 minutes of reading this week on any blog other than my own.

Blake loves to eat !

Jesse is getting ready for his 29TH birthday. For some reason I thought he was younger than that – like 25 or 26.

Luciana is looking forward to serving with me at the Kids Life Registration table on Sunday morning. It’s going to be fun !

Nathan explains how ‘God Is Causing Accidents In Weston’.

Nathan & Harmony’s son is quite the abstract artist, and he also likes to throw colourful parties.