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The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club

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This is the actual Fortune Cookie Message that I received inside my actual Fortune Cookie this morning for Lunch:

Fortune Not Found:
Abort, Retry, Ignore ?

I choose to ignore that sarcastic fortune.

We’ll try it again next time, but until then – REMEMBER THIS !

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Food Philosophy

The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club

I think that I ate at least a couple of pounds of hot and delicious Chinese Food today for Lunch at Homestead‘s Peking House – Ela’s favourite place to call for food delivered straight to her front door. I’m sure that she’s got the hip joint as her top speed dial !  😀

So here’s my Fortune Cookie message from today’s Lunch:

‘Find release from your cares, have a good time.’

My Response:  Release = Sleep

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New Year’s Day Morning Shenanigans

THIS MORNING I said hello to 2009 for the very first time just before 7 AM. I got a good 7 hours of sleep overnight. That means that when 2008 officially became 2009 at the stroke of Midnight (leap second notwithstanding) I was already asleep.

It’s 2009 now – the start of the 44TH year of existence for me since I was created by God (in 1966). It’s also my 26TH year as a U.S. Government employee, and it’s my 23RD year of living here in Homestead America’s Riviera. Most important of them all it’s the start of the 4TH year of this fantastic journey that I’m on following Jesus Christ. 2009 is going be the greatest year of my entire Life !

This morning I continued an unofficial New Year’s Day Morning tradition for me – I did my grocery shopping for the next couple of weeks or so at Publix. As is usually the case on New Year’s Day Morning I pretty much had the entire store to myself and perhaps not even a dozen of my fellow hungry pleasure-filled shoppers. Due to a MA$$IVE $ale at Publix I nabbed about $80 in food and other general merchandise for less than $45. That included the use of a surprising Publix gift card that I got for Christmas that was so amazing that I created a happy spectacle of myself right there at the checkout lane. Talk about Shenanigans !

New Year’s Day shall continue for me as I do several loads of laundry while watching hours and hours of televised New Year’s Eve festivities that I recorded last night from Carson Daly (NBC), Dick Clark / Ryan Seacrest (ABC), Spike Feresten / Mark Thompson (FOX), and Anderson Cooper / Kathy Griffin (CNN).

Have a great New Year’s Day my friends !  THRIVE IN 2009 !

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Food Philosophy

The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club

Earlier today I enjoyed a MASSIVE Lunch of Chinese Food (chicken with broccoli and rice and an egg roll), so that can only mean one thing – a two-for-one sale in fortune cookie messages !

– Happy news is on its way to you.

– In this world of contradiction, It’s better to be merry than wise.

I can’t wait to find out what that happy news is all about. I’ve always known that it’s better to be merry than wise. I’m not really that smart. I just play the role of a wise guy in public. [I heard that !]