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The Chris Day Club

This is not me. I am not the Restaurant Director of this fine hotel restaurant in the heart of midtown Manhattan.

I can’t cook. Virtually all of my food comes out of a restaurant or in a box.

This edition of ‘The Chris Day Club’ is sponsored by ‘Bachelors For A Better Meal’ (‘B-FAB-ME’).

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Food

I Love To Eat Nutritious Salad !

There will be no new edition of ‘The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club’ today (as previously advertised in the ‘Bedtime Stories’ from last night) because in lieu of Chinese Food I enjoyed this delicacy for Lunch instead !  (Chicken BLT Salad)

It’s waaaay better than fast food.
It’s Wendy’s.

Maybe I’ll eat Chinese Food sometime this week up in Orlando.

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The Major’s Walk-A-Thon

Sky: Partly Cloudy
Temperature: 67°F
Relative Humidity: 80%
Winds: E 3 MPH
Barometric Pressure: 30.05 Rising

My thoughts:

1.  I ate a MASSIVE breakfast at the Cracker Barrel in Florida City this morning during the six-o-clock hour. A stack of warm and buttery French Toast was totally drenched in authentic maple syrup and accompanied with scrambled eggs with melted American cheese and hot smoked sausage. P.S. I weigh 165 pounds.  😉

2.  After the feast I came home to do the walk during the seven-o-clock hour. It was another record-tying 2.2-mile walk, and I did it in less than 41 minutes (compared with 42 minutes last Saturday morning). I guess I walked just a tad bit brisker this week than last week.

3.  During the first quarter of the walk I totally frightened a woman who was carelessly walking her dog. As I walked my continuous straight line along the left-edge of the street a lady walking her dog was approaching from the right-side of the street. She was crossing the street, but she wasn’t looking where she was going. She was looking in the completely opposite direction. Her dog was going nuts, but she was totally oblivious to it. I swerved around her so that she wouldn’t walk right into me, and as I walked behind her that’s when she noticed me. Pedestrians get killed by oncoming vehicular traffic when they pull stunts like that. Ironically, “Wake Up” from KJ52 and Toby Morrell was rockin’ my iPod Shuffle at the time.

4.  I may not have big muscles to show for it, but I am the most physically fit today than I have ever been in my entire life and Life. I am in far better shape today than I was during my late-teens and early-to-middle-20s when I had to run a mile-and-a-half every year in the Air Force.

5.  Tomorrow morning at Life Pointe Church I get my weekly workout from 7:30 AM to 8:30 AM lifting, carrying, moving, and setting up objects in the main lobby of the movie theatre as we transform it into a setting that is suitable for our church family. I’ll be sweating again. It’s all good. It’s all for God.

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Food Life People Philosophy

The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club

TODAY I lifted a self-imposed boycott of the Panda Express here in Homestead that I enacted several months ago after going to the struggling place for Lunch one time too many during regular business hours only to find that their doors were locked shut with no notice whatsoever.

They were open for business when they were supposed to be today, and I enjoyed a scrumptious Lunch of Chow Mein, Orange Chicken, and a Chicken Egg Roll.

Orange Chicken

This week’s Fortune Cookie Message:

Fortune Cookie

‘Your heart will always make itself known through your words.’

After experiencing the ‘Melee At The Beach’ yesterday afternoon I can only agree with that wholeheartedly. If bad words come out of your mouth then that’s how you probably feel deep down inside. Actions certainly speak louder than words, but when your words are my first impression of you then I can only imagine what your actions may be.