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Saturday Night Retro

Ladies and Gentlemen – Boys and Girls – I present to you for your ‘Retro’ review on this Saturday night in December this 1987 Yuletide classic that just keeps on coming back on the radio year after year for the festive Christmas season.

It’s rock and roll radio deejay Bob Rivers and his Comedy Corporation with “The Twelve Pains Of Christmas”, and I’ve got two music videos for you for the price of one – the official late-1980s version of it as well as a modern homemade version done by an apparent college kid and his friend. Check them out:

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Sunday Night Funnies

The ‘Life Pointe Church Sunday Morning Tossed Salad’ will return next Sunday (the 30TH of November), so if you wish to know what happened at our Homestead campus (at the movie theatre) this morning then simply ask the usual suspects – you know – Trav, Kelly, Billy, and Ritz. Hopefully at least 1 of these 4 award-winning bloggers will post all about the happenings of the LPC today. I also wish to see this morning’s teaching on our official web site.

Until then let’s fast-forward ahead to our ‘Sunday Night Funnies’, and enjoy this fantastic feline edition. Cats are cool. Here’s why:

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Monday Night Countdown

This week I present to you my TOP 5 favourite vanity buttons to wear:

5.                                                              4.    bowl-of-stupidmy-fault

3.                                                              2. playing-stupidannoy-complete-strangers
                                                                                                   
1.smiling

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Monday Night Countdown

And now – ladies and gentlemen – I present to you another self-conscious TOP 5 countdown in which I poke fun at myself. It’s all good. I’m cool like that.

USAF SGT Me In August 1991
USAF SGT Me In August 1991

5.  ‘Yes. I’m a Veteran. I personally created the bomb that was dropped over Saddam’s palace in Baghdad.’ (True Story – I created actual bombs that were dropped from actual fighter jets during the air attack of Operation Desert Storm.)

4.  ‘Of course this is exactly what I wear to work every day. I work for Major Nelson in Cocoa Beach. He has a Jeannie.’

3.  ‘I could have an extra set of eyes, and these ENORMOUS glasses would still cover all four of them !’

2.  ‘The girls totally dig a man in uniform. See that cat over there in the Footlocker uniform ?  He gets all of the girls.’

1.  ‘Hey dude when are you gonna return my C + C Music Factory and Roxette cassettes ?’