Category: Humor
It’s time for another self-conscious edition of the ‘Monday Night Countdown’, and this week I present to you the TOP 5 things that this kid is thinking about:
5. ‘I absolutely adore my gorgeous hair. It’s gonna last forever !’
4. ‘I’m glad I got these brand new ENORMOUS glasses. They match my gorgeous hair perfectly !’
3. ‘There’s something weird in the neighbourhood. Who you gonna call ? GHOSTBUSTERS !‘
2. ‘The only class I’m aceing is Data Processing. That’s not gonna help me out later on in Life !’
1. Memo To Self – Buy 4 more shirts just like this one because this is still gonna look cool in 25 years !
I present to you … FUNNY DOGS !
‘The Major’s Health & Awareness Center’ has confirmed that as of 6 AM EDT this morning the concerned area of disturbed conditions within my face over the past couple of days has indeed formed a closed circulation center and thus intensified into Common Cold # 7 making it the unbelievably ridiculous 7TH cold for me over the past 12 months. This is also less than 4 weeks removed from the arrival of Common Cold # 6 back on Thursday September 25TH 2008.
A stay-at-home curfew warning is now in effect for my home, and all residents and living creatures of the right-hand side of my nose have been strongly advised to rush evacuation procedures to completion and move quickly over to the left-hand side of my nose that currently works properly. If current conditions shall continue to persist or deteriorate further then Common Cold # 7 could then be upgraded to Hurricold Gabriel.
Stay tuned to this blog channel for further updates as they occur.
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