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Health Humor

Monday Night Countdown

OK kids. This week I’ve got a change-of-pace TOP 5 countdown for you:

It’s the TOP 5 reasons why I’m greatful that my 6TH cold in 11 months is now officially done and over with:

5.  My gorgeous pearly white teeth were slowly rotting due to the MASSIVE consumption of Airborne (sugar juice), Zicam (sugar tablet), and Cold-EEZE (sugar candy).

4.  My nose now works properly (in and out), as it no longer randomly makes the sound of an old washing machine during spin cycle.

3.  Fast Food Napkins (used for blowing my nose) – no longer rapidly diminishing in supply. (Crisis averted.)

2.  The area around my nostrils is slowly returning from a lovely shade of Inflamed Death Pink to a healthy shade of South Florida Tropical Flesh Tan.

1.  My vast blogging audience was praying to God for my rapid recovery – if only so that I would stop whining to them about the effects of my 6TH cold in 11 months. Case closed.

Be sure to catch the big blog during the weekend after Thanksgiving Day as I present to you my 7TH cold in 13 months. You won’t regret it pal !

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Blogging

Blatant Promotion

TOMORROW on the big blog I’ve got your ‘Monday Night Countdown’ with a zany TOP 5 list that will hopefully make you giggle out loud. It’s the TOP 5 reasons why I’m greatful that my 6TH cold in 11 months is now history. Be sure to check that one out !

Then on Tuesday it’s the flagship weekly blog series on here that everyone talks about on Wednesday – it’s the ‘Tuesday Night Grab Bag O’ Thoughts’. What could possibly be on my mind this week ? 

On Wednesday I’ve got ‘My NFL Weekly Game Picks: The Results Show’. Here’s a sneak-peek. I went 8-3 with the first 11 games of this weekend. Yep – I’m that good.

I also plan to eat a MASSIVE Chinese Food Lunch on Monday, so Rebecca you’ll be happy to know that I’ll be presenting another exciting edition of ‘The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club’.

I’ve got all of that and a whole lot more for you during this upcoming blogging week, so don’t go too far away from here my friends.

Until we blog again (tomorrow) – REMEMBER THIS !

Me In Front Of Monkey Jungle In January 2006
Me In Front Of Monkey Jungle In January 2006
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God

Life Pointe Church Sunday Morning Tossed Salad

This morning at Life Pointe Church in Homestead Florida Lead Pastor Travis wrapped-up our three-week message series on the Old Testament Prophet known as Habakkuk. While most of the Prophets relayed God’s message to the people Habakkuk switched it up and represented the peoples’ message to The Lord Almighty.

When we drift into a crisis of faith or belief – a ‘dip’ if you will – we need to react appropriately to get ourselves out of that dip and back onto the straight and narrow again on His fantastic journey for us. We must remember what He has done for us in the past. We must accept what He is doing for us right now. We must trust what He will do for us in the future. We must believe in Him, for He is the only solution.

Habakkuk (3:17-19, NLT 2ND Ed.)
17  Even though the fig trees have no blossoms, and there are no grapes on the vines; even though the olive crop fails, and the fields lie empty and barren; even though the flocks die in the fields,  and the cattle barns are empty,
18  yet I will rejoice in the Lord !  I will be joyful in the God of my salvation !
19  The Sovereign Lord is my strength !  He makes me as surefooted as a deer, able to tread upon the heights.

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History Life Movies Music Radio Television

Saturday Night Retro

The year was 1995 and I was 28-years-old. I moved from a house in Naranja to my current home in Homestead. I’ve been here ever since then. Homestead was still a sleepy small town back then with mostly narrow two-lane roads. It was struggling to recover from the overwhelming destruction of Hurricane Andrew just 3 years earlier. U.S. gas prices remained rather steady (between $1.10 and $1.20 per gallon). The entire nation stayed home on Thursday nights to watch Friends, Seinfeld, and ER on NBC-TV. I enjoyed listening to ‘Bobby & Footy’ in the morning on Y-100. I only saw two movies at the box office during the entire year – “The Brady Bunch Movie” and “Tommy Boy”.

This song and video was all of the rage on television, on the radio, and at the clubs. It would go on to become a runaway International sensation – and one of the most successful singles in the entire history of the modern rock era. It spent a record-shattering 14 months on the Billboard HOT 100. It’s what I was doing every few months up in Orlando’s nightclub scene: