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The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club

TODAY I lifted a self-imposed boycott of the Panda Express here in Homestead that I enacted several months ago after going to the struggling place for Lunch one time too many during regular business hours only to find that their doors were locked shut with no notice whatsoever.

They were open for business when they were supposed to be today, and I enjoyed a scrumptious Lunch of Chow Mein, Orange Chicken, and a Chicken Egg Roll.

Orange Chicken

This week’s Fortune Cookie Message:

Fortune Cookie

‘Your heart will always make itself known through your words.’

After experiencing the ‘Melee At The Beach’ yesterday afternoon I can only agree with that wholeheartedly. If bad words come out of your mouth then that’s how you probably feel deep down inside. Actions certainly speak louder than words, but when your words are my first impression of you then I can only imagine what your actions may be.

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God

Life Pointe Church Sunday Morning Tossed Salad

1.  Due to a horrific traffic accident that occurred early this morning where the exit of Florida’s Turnpike southbound meets Campbell Drive a three-quarter-of-a-mile stretch of Campbell Drive was shut down in both directions to include the front entrance of the movie theatre. In order to get to the movie theatre I told the Homestead cop (that wasn’t letting anyone through) that I was an Assistant Pastor at the Church that meets at the movie theatre. What I should have said was that I was an Assistant to the Pastors of the Church (or something to that effect). Campbell Drive was re-opened for traffic shortly before the start of the 9 AM service, and our guests, regular attenders, and members poured in to the parking lots.

2.  Tere and Patricia totally ruled the Welcome & Information Center, Lisa and Luci were livin’ large and fully in charge of the Kids Life Registration table, Ritz had that whole ‘Cure’ thing goin’ on, and Richard and Cristian manned the front doors like only they can. Not only are they a wonderful welcoming committee, but they also make for perfect bouncers for our security and protection.

3.  We had approximately 20 new guests (including kids) join us on this glorious Sunday morning at Life Pointe Church, and that total does not include undocumented new guests – those that slipped in without completing and turning-in a new guest form or a connection card. That number can be more than half of the documented number on any given Sunday morning. It was definitely busy at the ‘LPC’ this morning. The 10:30 service was standing room only at its peak.

4.  Jesse – the leader of the band – turned over the reins of the band to Reina, and he became Pastor Jesse as he led us on a powerful teaching of the cross, and what Jesus Christ accomplished on it. Despite all of the good that Jesus did during his Life he chose to die on that bloody hunk of wood so that we could live. He died as and with the worst of the worst criminals. He could have walked away, but He deemed it necessary to go through with His plan to save humanity. He exchanged His perfection with our imperfection. He separated Himself from His Father in order to unify us with God through the cross. He took the penalty in our place so that we would not have to.

5.  This afternoon about three dozen of us gathered over at Homestead Bayfront Park for a fun time of food, fellowship, and a few baptisms. What happened at the beach with us, a trio of lifeguards, several Miami-Dade County Park Officers, and a bunch of innocent bystanders that aren’t even part of our church family but defended us and our God-given rights was totally amazing. Words can’t do justice to what occurred at the beach this afternoon, but an hour-long video of the entire scenario certainly can. Alex had the video camera in motion, and a lot of it was captured on tape. What you will soon see on that tape could indeed shock you, but it was some of the stuff that wasn’t captured on tape that was even more shocking. Self-admitted Christians who were lifeguards were taking their orders from County Park Management to call the whole thing off. And they did. What was supposed to be the quickest water baptism in Life Pointe Church history turned out to become the longest such event in our history. In the meantime we were verbally assaulted at the beach with a war of words – many of them cuss words – by these apparent Christians that ruled over the beach. You can call yourself a Christian in public all you want, but if you act like the darkness of the world and chastise our First Amendment right to announce our faith in God in a public setting then you are the enemy. You have a lot to learn about being a Christian, and truly acting like a Christian – in public. That is all I have to say about that here on my blog. Pastor Paul even stated that the crazy events of this afternoon may actually inspire him to write a blog for the first time in nearly two months !  You Go Paul !

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Blogging God

Bedtime Stories

This will be a quickie ‘Bedtime Stories’ for a Saturday night. I’ll be going to sleep within the next 90 minutes. I need my beauty sleep in order to be relaxed and refreshed for a busy Sunday morning at Life Pointe Church. After that it’s on to Homestead Bayfront Park for a fun afternoon of food, fellowship, and even a few baptisms at the beach.

Be sure to catch the ‘Life Pointe Church Sunday Morning Tossed Salad’ at a special later time on Sunday – before 6 PM EDT / 3 PM Travis & Kelly time.

Have a nice Saturday night everyone, and until we hang out again remember this:

Read-The-Bible

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Annoyances Driving Food God Health Weather

The Major’s Walk-A-Thon

Sky: Partly Cloudy
Temperature: 73°F
Relative Humidity: 87%
Winds: Calm
Barometric Pressure: 29.99 Rising

My thoughts:

1.  This morning’s walk began a full 25 minutes before sunrise right at the start of civil twilight. I wanted to get a head start before the Sun heated up the environment.

2.  This was the longest ‘Walk-A-Thon’ ever – over 2.2 miles according to my good friends over there at Google Earth. It took me just shy of 42 minutes to walk the walk. I averaged PI (3.14) MPH. I’ve made considerable progress since those 25-minute 1.3-mile walks of January. It’s a fantastic journey all around and throughout my neighborhood on God’s fantastic journey.

3.  No ducks were harmed on this morning’s walk, and I was not scared either. They minded their own business, and so did I. The’re good like that !

4.  This was intended as the ‘Spring Season Finale’ of ‘The Major’s Walk-A-Thon’; however, as long as temperatures remain below 75°F early on a Saturday morning I will probably continue the momentum. The Summer hiatus of this walk may have been greatly exaggerated.

5.  After the walk I drove over to The Atlanta Bread Company to eat a MASSIVE breakfast (planned in advance by studying their menu earlier this morning at home). Unfortunately it appeared that The Atlanta Bread Company had gone out of business, or perhaps they were robbed, or maybe they were recovering from a fire overnight. I didn’t really know for sure because they were CLOSED for business a full hour after their scheduled opening time !  The doors were locked shut, and there was no sign on the doors to alert their customers as to why they were closed. I had no backup plan (my bad), so I spontaneously decided to get on Florida’s Turnpike southbound, head into Florida City, and pick-up a fast food breakfast at Arby’s. It just wasn’t the same, but it was OK I suppose.

FOOTNOTE:  Upon further review The Atlanta Bread Company actually does not open for business until 8 AM on Saturday mornings (as per their official web site). This contradicts the 6:30 AM opening time that is posted on their take-out menu.