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SSGT Me In 1994
SSGT Me In 1994

This week I present to you the TOP 5 things that were on my mind when this picture was taken of me:

5.  Do I look abnormally skinny in this uniform ?

4.  Why am I so miserable ?  Could it be that we only have Diet Coke to drink ?

3.  If it weren’t for this handy-dandy nose of mine these ENORMOUS glasses would simply fall right off of my face !

2.  One day this watch of mine is going to be a collector’s item.

1.  I just can’t wait to get home so that I can listen to my hot new Ace Of Base CD !