‘The Major’s Health & Awareness Center’ has confirmed that as of 6 AM EDT this morning the concerned area of disturbed conditions within my face over the past couple of days has indeed formed a closed circulation center and thus intensified into Common Cold # 7 making it the unbelievably ridiculous 7TH cold for me over the past 12 months. This is also less than 4 weeks removed from the arrival of Common Cold # 6 back on Thursday September 25TH 2008.
A stay-at-home curfew warning is now in effect for my home, and all residents and living creatures of the right-hand side of my nose have been strongly advised to rush evacuation procedures to completion and move quickly over to the left-hand side of my nose that currently works properly. If current conditions shall continue to persist or deteriorate further then Common Cold # 7 could then be upgraded to Hurricold Gabriel.
Stay tuned to this blog channel for further updates as they occur.
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6 replies on “I’m Sick ! I Ate A Cricket !”
bro,
i ate a cricket too…down for the count.
Get well soon (before Sunday morning). I’ll try to do the same.
Buy some Lysol for the office and then spray it like mad crazy all over the joint upstairs and downstairs !
calm down guys….all u need is the “three “S’s” :
Scripture, Soup & Sleep…
now get busy….
I seem to have strayed today. I went with ‘Entertainment Weekly’, Mexican Food (El Nachito), and Work (6 Hours). Now I’m at home feeling better.
Did you take Patricia’s advice (and homework)? LOL – Even the canned stuff would do the trick. 😎 I hope you feel better. We missed you at group.
Actually, Zicam is the stuff! I got a cold on Friday of last week, and not only did it not get very bad but I was also completely better by Sunday morning. Fastest cold recovery ever. If you start your Zicam’ing right away, you can cut your sick time down into 1/3 and severity by more than half! I could be a walking commercial for the stuff.