ME: Hello Chris Day ?
HIM: Yes ?
ME: This is Chris Day.
HIM: Yes it is. Who am I speaking with ?
ME: No I meant that my name is Chris Day too.
HIM: Oh ! OK ! Weird.
ME: I’m thinking about making a move to Bucks County Pennsylvania, and I decided to call you because I think that it would be really cool if Chris Day sold a house to Chris Day.
HIM: Well that could certainly be arranged.
ME: Cool.
HIM: Where do you live now ?
ME: South of Miami Florida.
HIM: And you want to move here ?
ME: No, not really.
HIM: I don’t blame you.
ME: Well thanks for your time anyway.
HIM: No problem Chris. It was fun.
ME: Same here Chris.
Category: Home
It’s just after 8:30 PM EDT on this wild and crazy Monday night, and I just got home from a full day of work (at the base) and even more work (at the church office) about an hour ago. I am so totally exhausted after this nearly 14-hour day away from home, but it was the funnest day I’ve enjoyed in recent memory ! I had an awesome time at both places of work.
It was fun hangin’ out with Travis, Paul, Jesse, Alex, and Anne (you need a blog too) at the church office this afternoon, and I now have a ton of new stuff that I need to set up on my computer here at home to get started with my new position as Life Pointe’s ‘Director Of Cool’ as Pastor Travis is tentatively referring to it, or as the ‘Director Of Life Pointe Connections’ as I am tentatively referring to it (until I come up with something even more catchier or at least relevant).
I’ll get it all ready and organized by this upcoming Saturday night. I’ll need to because I go to work and hit it hard on Sunday afternoon after I return home from the two services with everything that I need to do to get connected with everyone. I’m really looking forward to it all.
Well that’s what I’ve got for tonight as far as ‘Bedtime Stories’ is concerned. It’s my only blog entry for this Monday. I’ll be back on the blog tomorrow (Tuesday) after 4 PM with my most-anticipated ‘Tuesday Night Grab Bag O’ Thoughts’.
Have a safe, peaceful, and relaxing Monday night everyone, and until we blog again remember this:
Ace is the place with the helpful hardware man.
Question: How much does a mobile home weigh ?
Answer: More than a rural two-lane bridge can hold !



Home For Sale. Beautiful View Overlooking Stream. Good Roads Leading To Home. Quiet Neighbourhood.
Well there you have it – your ‘Bedtime Story’ for this Monday night. I’ve got your ‘Tuesday Night Grab Bag O’ Thoughts’ on the docket for tomorrow, so be sure to hit up this blog then.
Until then remember this:
Sky: Mostly Cloudy
Temperature: 68°F
Relative Humidity: 93%
Winds: Calm
Barometric Pressure: 29.99 Rising
My thoughts:
1. If you like to eat turducken then my neighbourhood is a farm. We have hundreds of ducks and a few assorted chickens and turkeys wandering around amongst the humans, canines, and felines. Most of them are friendly, but I have been chased by an angry duck before.
2. I encountered nice dogs (non-barking and non-growling) on my walk this morning. They were all being walked via their respective leashes by their nice owners. One lady who I shall refer to as ‘Nightgown Lady’ has become a recurring sight on my walk.
3. Don’t you hate it when you walk right through an invisible-to-the-naked-eye spider web ? While you’re pulling the web material off of you you’re also looking to ensure that there’s no spiders or any other bugs on you.
4. I wonder what my neighbourhood looked like back in 1986 when it was brand new. For a 22-year-old neighbourhood that got destroyed by Hurricane Andrew everything still looks rather nice around here.
5. I added another tenth-of-a-mile to my walk this morning and exceeded 1.4 miles in about 27 minutes. Maybe next week I’ll go for the gusto – 1.5 miles in 30 minutes.