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Question:  How much does a mobile home weigh ?

Answer:  More than a rural two-lane bridge can hold !

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Home For Sale. Beautiful View Overlooking Stream. Good Roads Leading To Home. Quiet Neighbourhood.

Well there you have it – your ‘Bedtime Story’ for this Monday night. I’ve got your ‘Tuesday Night Grab Bag O’ Thoughts’ on the docket for tomorrow, so be sure to hit up this blog then.

Until then remember this:

Give a hoot. Don’t pollute.

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The Major’s Walk-A-Thon

Sky: Mostly Cloudy
Temperature: 68°F
Relative Humidity: 93%
Winds: Calm
Barometric Pressure: 29.99 Rising

My thoughts:

1.  If you like to eat turducken then my neighbourhood is a farm. We have hundreds of ducks and a few assorted chickens and turkeys wandering around amongst the humans, canines, and felines. Most of them are friendly, but I have been chased by an angry duck before.

2.  I encountered nice dogs (non-barking and non-growling) on my walk this morning. They were all being walked via their respective leashes by their nice owners. One lady who I shall refer to as ‘Nightgown Lady’ has become a recurring sight on my walk.

3.  Don’t you hate it when you walk right through an invisible-to-the-naked-eye spider web ?  While you’re pulling the web material off of you you’re also looking to ensure that there’s no spiders or any other bugs on you.

4.  I wonder what my neighbourhood looked like back in 1986 when it was brand new. For a 22-year-old neighbourhood that got destroyed by Hurricane Andrew everything still looks rather nice around here.

5.  I added another tenth-of-a-mile to my walk this morning and exceeded 1.4 miles in about 27 minutes. Maybe next week I’ll go for the gusto – 1.5 miles in 30 minutes.

The Major’s Walk-A-Thon
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New Year’s Eve Plans

I was officially off the road and out of my car at precisely 2:51 PM EST this afternoon, and that’s it for 2007. I drove just a little over 7,500 miles this year – 37.5% below the national average of 12,000 miles.

My New Year’s Eve plans for tonight consist of me enjoying a peaceful and quiet night of television and computer in the safety, sanity, and comfort of my living room. I will reflect back at 2007 – a year that was filled with the highest of highs and minimal lows. It was indeed the greatest year of my entire Life – thanks to this fantastic journey following Him.

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Electricity For Less Than 8 Cents Per Hour

I just received and paid my monthly FPL bill electronically, and it was nearly $45 less than it was for the previous month. In fact it was my 2ND lowest bill over the past 33 months !

It should’ve been. I was away on vacation for about half of the month !

My $60.39 electric bill over the course of 33 days equates to exactly $1.83 per day – or 7.625 cents per hour.