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Category: Internet
It’s time for the St. Patrick’s Day edition of ‘The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club’ – because whenever I think of my Irish descent I think of – CHINESE FOOD !

‘Never bring unhappy feelings into your home.’
Once upon a time I used to be a generally sad and miserable person. I like to refer to that time of my life (not capitalized) as ‘Ages 0 to 39’. During the Summer Of 2006 I awoke from the darkness. I am now ‘Chasing Daylight’. It’s morning again.
Two recent search engine terms that led to this blog are quite interesting. One is a question, and the other answers the question:
Q – Does God speak through a fortune cookie ?
A – God speaks to me through fortune cookies !
Flesh-eating bananas ?

If you receive an E-Mail stating that killer bananas from Costa Rica have been infected by flesh-eating bacteria and have decimated the local monkey population and are now on their way to the U.S. and could be at your local grocery store tomorrow – then don’t believe it. It’s not true. It’s all made up.
There are at least two (and probably more) variants of this particular E-Mail floating around in cyberspace. The Costa Rica banana scare (hoax) actually began way back at the start of 2000. Read all about it. Check out this timeline of ‘The Great Internet Banana Scare Of 2000’.
The Internet is the gift that just keeps on giving. Television has its endless reruns, and so does the Internet. What was a hoax way back in 2000 is still a hoax here in 2008. Bored people like to bring these hoaxes back from the dead, revive them, and pollute our bandwidth with them. They may look new to you (particularly if you’ve never seen them before), but common sense rules here. If it doesn’t sound true then it probably isn’t true, so don’t forward such diatribe. Hit that {DELETE} key !
I’m always amused at some of the search engine words and phrases that people use on the Internet to find this blog.
Here’s a sample from the recent past (in no particular order):
fortune cookie messages
easterinhomestead.com
my fantastic major
funny oriental restaurant names
tell me my fortune for this week
weather in florida in february
us first class mail
republican presidential nominees
paul hollifield’s church
chris day who blogs
monkey jungle miami
judge judy rules
alex santoyo chicago
saturn project rock show tour
For those of you who have discovered my blog from afar and have actually stuck around to become a loyal fan of it (and me) I welcome you to my world. If you like what you see on here then be sure to tell all of your friends about it. The more the merrier !