This is not me:

Chris Day – Green Bay Packers Cornerback / Wide Receiver – 2003-2004
This is not me:

Chris Day – Green Bay Packers Cornerback / Wide Receiver – 2003-2004
This is not me, but he’s the same age as me. His last name is actually spelled ‘D-E-Y’ rather than ‘D-A-Y’. No matter how you spell it you still pronounce it the same way.
Welcome to the club !

‘You like participating in competitive sports.’
NOT TRUE ! I like watching the National Football League on TV from the beginning of August through the beginning of February. That’s about as close as I get to competitive sports. I’m not an athlete. I’m a lover not a fighter !