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Saturday Morning Shenanigans

I had the whole wide store to myself for a good half hour of browsing fun. That was at Kohl’s this morning at the MAMMOTH new Homestead Pavilion shopping complex. I actually spent nearly an hour in that beautiful store, and I was very impressed with what they had to offer. Think of it as an upscale Target (which in turn is an upscale Wal Mart). If you’re looking for clothes, kitchen appliances, and bedroom and bathroom accessories then go and check out Kohl’s.

After Kohl’s I went to Starbucks where I picked-up a delicious Pumpkin Spice Latte and a delightful slice of Pumpkin Loaf (bread).

Pumpkin Spice Latte
Pumpkin Spice Latte

I always experience the weirdest scenarios at Starbucks. When I pulled in to the parking lot I was actually concerned whether or not they were even open for business. There was nobody there. When I walked in to the joint I was the only one there (aside from a few baristas). I was actually able to review the menu board for more than 10 seconds to see what I really wanted. Unfortunately it wasn’t much more than 10 seconds, for just as soon as I was trying to figure out what I wanted to order – a couple walked in – then another couple – then an entire family – then even more people. Before I knew it I was literally holding up the line for at least a dozen sleepy people !  I pretty much defaulted on the whole ‘pumpkin’ idea. The pumpkin loaf was actually not my idea, but the barista’s idea for me. Luckily for her it turned out to be moist and delicious.

And so those – my friends – are my ‘Saturday Morning Shenanigans’ for this go-’round. I’ll leave you with this interesting news item from Tokyo Japan. Check it out:

UNCERTAINTY AT JAPANESE BANKS

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the U.K. uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore 500 staff members at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

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Blatant Promotion

It’s Friday night my friends, and I’m heading over to the hot new Kohl’s at the Homestead Pavilion bright and early tomorrow morning just as soon as they open for business don-cha-know. I plan to help out the struggling economy by buying things !  Hopefully I can get through that store before the mass stampede of shoppers arrive. 😯

Once I return home from Kohl’s I’ll have your ‘Saturday Morning Shenanigans’ posted here on the big blog. Later in the day you won’t want to miss ‘Saturday Night Retro’ as we get in line to board the choo-choo to transport ourselves back 35 years ago to 1973. Ya dig that ?  Groovy man !

On Sunday afternoon be sure to check out the ‘Life Pointe Church Sunday Morning Tossed Salad’.

It’s gonna be a soaking wet Saturday here in Homestead – a perfect day to sleep in, stay at home, and relax where it’s safe and peaceful with your loved ones. Just be sure to get to Life Pointe Church on Sunday morning in time for one of our three services – at 8:30, 9:45, and 11:00. Get there early. You won’t regret it pal.

And so until we hang out again my friends – oh yeah – you’re gonna totally love this one … REMEMBER THIS !

Me At 16 - 1983
Me At 16 - 1983

Look at all of that gorgeous hair that I used to have !

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Blogging

Friday Night Blogroll Review

Everybody’s working for the weekend. All of my blogging friends are working to hit this – my weekly honour roll of blogging entertainment:

See Pastor Travis and Pastor Clinton Portis Paul baptize at the bay.

Phil tweets.

Jesse reveals dark hidden secrets from his storied past.

Jesse, Reina, y Diego estan infermo. Please pray for their quick recovery to good health.

Billy Finch presented the ‘Dumb Stuff People Do’. I could relate.

So shyeahzzzz Ritz is like quick but concise with his ‘Sunday Goosfaba’, but whateverzzzz it’s all like good you know so that’s like all that matters. Yay Goosfaba. Yay me.

Meanwhile up in Broward County – Nathan is making history.

And From Alabama – Chris Goins reminds us that God demands our absolute best. Anything less than our best is dishonourable to Him.

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Hoaxes Internet Politics

Thursday Night Internet Hoax Hall-Of-Shame

For the first time since August I present to you an Internet hoax that’s currently making its rounds all throughout cyberspace. People actually believe this outrageous nonsense as fact:

Fwd: Fw: Fwd: re Sarah Palin & creationism

Below are some actual quotes by Governor Palin during a series of interviews by the Anchorage Daily News in 2006 when she was running for Governor… PASS THIS ON. As you can see Iʼm not giving up on this, itʼs way too important to us as Jews.

On Creationism:

The simple yet elegantly awkward moose proves God’s creation and not evolution is the source of all life. How could something as oddly shaped and silly looking as a moose evolve through so-called “natural selection?” Is evolution a committee? There is nothing natural about a dorky moose! Only God could have made a moose and given it huge antlers to fight off his predatory enemies. God has a well known sense of humor, I mean He made the platypus too.

On oil exploration and drilling in the ANWR:

God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats.

Now, as to the ANWR, Todd and I often enjoying caribou hunting and one year we shot up a herd big time, I mean I personally slaughtered around 40 of them with my new, at the time, custom Austri an hunting rifle. And guess what? That caribou herd is still around and even bigger than ever. Caribou herds actually need culling, be it by rifles or wolves, or Exxon-Mobil oil rigs, they do just great!

On Alaskans serving overseas in Iraq:

Well, God bless them, and I mean God and Jesus because without Jesus we’d be Muslims too or Jewish, which would be a little better because of the superior Israeli Air Force.

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