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Humor Movies

Saturday Morning Shenanigans

I did enough walking last night at the mall, so this morning I postponed ‘The Major’s Walk-A-Thon’ and slept in until an abnormally late 8:15 AM !

If you’re looking for a HILARIOUS movie to see then be sure to catch the box office smash “Four Christmases“. It’s the funniest movie I’ve seen since “License To Wed“. Both of those movies are actually very similar in many ways. Last night we saw Jim Carrey’s latest flick “Yes Man“. It was funny as well, but perhaps less funny and more romantic than we expected. Go see it. Good Stuff !

In lieu of this morning’s ‘Walk-A-Thon’ here is some wacky Tom Foolishness to make you giggle out loud (GOL):

On a famous TV game show a BLONDE contestant needed only to answer one more question.

One simple question stood between her and ONE MILLION DOLLARS !

“To be today’s champion,” the show’s smiling host intoned, “name two of Santa’s reindeer.”

The contestant gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question.

“Rudolph !” she said confidently, “and … Olive !”

The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads instructed them to do), but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling. The confused host replied, “Yes, we’ll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain … ‘Olive ? ! ?'”

“You know,” the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer – had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. Olive, the other reindeer…”

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Blogging

Friday Night Blogroll Review

It’s way past 10 PM on a Friday night. That’s not too late for this:

Travis has a major announcement to make at Life Pointe Church this Sunday morning. Two services – Be at one – 9:00 or 10:30 – Flagship Cinemas.

Kelly threw a blizzard in her Homestead Sweet Home.

My Thursdays are never complete until I’ve read what’s on Phil’s brilliant mind.

Billy performed a mind dump on Thursday, and the entire blog nation was reading all about it. This is the winner of this week’s ‘Major Bloggie’ award. It goes to the most entertaining blog of the week as far as I’m concerned. Great Job Finch !

So yeah like Ritz went back to his old stomping grounds so that he could like brag on the whole college thing and stuff and like get the Seniors like all excited and wow about it you know it dudezzz.

David C. awoke from the blogging dead and summarized the last couple of months for us.

Nathan had a ‘Wacky Weekend’ last weekend at InDependence Church.

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Blogging Food God Holidays Life

Bedtime Stories

It’s been awhile since I did an edition of ‘Bedtime Stories’ on here. I’m surprised that my dear friend of the past 23 months Ela O. hasn’t complained in public about that fact.

So it’s the end of the 18TH day of December in 2008. Christmas Eve is just 6 nights away, and a week from now Christmas Day will be just about done and over with. But let us all remember the reason for the season. It is to celebrate the glorious birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ – not just on December 25TH, but every day before and after that. It’s a joyous event that means so much more to me now than it ever did before this journey began for me.

I’ve just about wrapped-up the preparing and the sending of the Christmas Cards for this festive season. I’ve sent out more cards this year than in any previous year. Thank You Lord for all of these new friends that you have blessed me with to share Life on this fantastic journey that you’ve created especially for me.

Although I will be going out-of-town next week I will not be missing any Sunday mornings at Life Pointe Church. Anne J. wouldn’t allow me to take church leave. 😆

If I don’t see you between now and then I wish each and every one of you reading this a very Merry Christmas. May it be safe and peaceful with yourself and your loved ones. Remember the reason for the season.

Oh yeah – and also REMEMBER THIS !

Me And The $8 Turkey Leg - A Feast For The Beast
Me And The $8 Turkey Leg - A Feast For The Beast

Thank You Patricia for taking this shot of me via your cell phone. I had no idea that you were doing so. That’s how I always look when I eat MASSIVE turkey legs !

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Sports

My NFL Weekend Game Picks

So far this season I’ve been correct nearly 65% of the time. That’s actually below my lifetime average. Let’s see if I can raise that seasonal average by at least a few percentage points.

I’m going for a MASSIVE 6 ‘shockers’ this weekend. Sometimes ya just gotta take risks to make progress.

THU 8:15 PM EST (1)
Colts At Jaguars – ‘I-10’ SHOCKER !

SAT 8:15 PM EST (1)
Ravens At Cowboys – ‘TEXAS STADIUM’ SHOCKER !

SUN 1:00 PM EST (7)
Bengals At Browns
Saints At Lions – ‘WINLESS NO MORE’ SHOCKER !
Cardinals At Patriots
Steelers At Titans – ‘WHY ARE THE STEELERS FAVORED ?’ SHOCKER !
49ers At Rams
Dolphins At Chiefs
Chargers At Buccaneers

SUN 4:05 PM EST (3)
Bills At Broncos
Jets
At Seahawks
Texans At Raiders

SUN 4:15 PM EST (2)
Falcons At Vikings – ‘YOU BETCHA !’ IT’S A SHOCKER !
Eagles At Redskins – ‘HOMETOWN TEAM FOREVER’ SHOCKER !

SUN 8:15 PM EST (1)
Panthers At Giants

MON 8:30 PM EST (1)
Packers At Bears