My friends – it’s the 45TH edition of the ‘Friday Night Blogroll Review’ – in living colour !
Phil rides the ‘Straight Thought Express’.
Ritz adores swirled cheesecake brownies. Yay calories !
Nathan conducts counseling sessions in the thicke of the night while the rest of us sleep.
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
TO BE CONTINUED …
It’s Thursday night my friends, so you just know what that means. ‘Saturday Night Retro’ is just 48 hours away, and we’re gonna hit 1969 like it’s nobody’s business. Join me, won’t you ? You bet your sweet bippy you will !
But right now I’m picking the underlined teams to WIN !
SUN 1:00 PM EDT (8)
Bears At Falcons
Dolphins At Texans
Ravens At Colts
Lions At Vikings
Raiders At Saints
Bengals At Jets
Panthers At Buccaneers
Rams At Redskins
SUN 4:05 PM EDT (1)
Jaguars At Broncos
SUN 4:15 PM EDT (3)
Cowboys At Cardinals – UPSET SPECIAL # 1
Eagles At 49ers – UPSET SPECIAL # 2
Packers At Seahawks
SUN 8:15 PM EDT (1)
Patriots At Chargers
MON 8:30 PM EDT (1)
Giants At Browns
I’m going against the spread in 5 out of the 14 games above (including the 2 upset specials).
Care to differ ? Of course you do if your name is Danny or Phil !
This is just a quick note to remind you about the ‘Friday Night Blogroll Review’, ‘Saturday Morning Shenanigans’, and ‘Saturday Night Retro’. This week on the ‘Retro’ we’ll get psychedelic and party like it’s 1969. Come on back with me on my trip. I’ll show you what life was like for me back when I was just two years old.
I’ll be posting ‘My NFL Weekend Game Picks’ tomorrow (Thursday) afternoon here on the big green blog, so don’t miss that my friends. You won’t regret it pal.
Until we hang out again here in cyberspace – check out these hot new Smart Cars !
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