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Food Health Philosophy

The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club

Probably the best part of recovering from a cold is regaining my MASSIVE appetite. During the peak of my cold I still had an appetite, but it just wasn’t MASSIVE. It was more like normal – average – mundane.

I know that I’m pretty much fully recovered from this most recent bout of the filthy germs because yesterday (Sunday) afternoon I managed to eat a large Little Caesars pepperoni pizza all by myself in less than half an hour flat.

Today for Lunch I enjoyed the mother of all Chinese Food meals courtesy of my good friends at Shanghai & Tokyo (in Homestead‘s Waterstone Plaza). It took me closer to 45 minutes to wrap-up that MASSIVE meal at my desk at work. I was quite full when I was all done with it. I could barely move, yet it felt so good. 😀

Because I’m such a loyal and faithful lunchtime customer of Shanghai & Tokyo I typically get two fortune cookies for the price of none !

Check it out:

Your destiny lies before you, choose wisely.
   I choose to continue moving forward on this journey.

Use your natural versatility to keep from being bored.
   Translation – Do something.

Until next time my friends may the good fortune cookie message be tucked inside a crunchy and delicious fortune cookie !

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Humor Life

Monday Night Countdown

It’s time for another self-conscious edition of the ‘Monday Night Countdown’, and this week I present to you the TOP 5 things that this kid is thinking about:

Me At 16
Me At 16

5.  ‘I absolutely adore my gorgeous hair. It’s gonna last forever !’

4.  ‘I’m glad I got these brand new ENORMOUS glasses. They match my gorgeous hair perfectly !’

3.  ‘There’s something weird in the neighbourhood. Who you gonna call ?  GHOSTBUSTERS !

2.  ‘The only class I’m aceing is Data Processing. That’s not gonna help me out later on in Life !’

1.  Memo To Self – Buy 4 more shirts just like this one because this is still gonna look cool in 25 years !