Saturday Morning Shenanigans

THIS MORNING I awoke wide awake at roughly 5:15 AM. I took a hot shower, put some cool clothes on, and pretty much rushed to the Cracker Barrel in Florida City (where all of the food is) so that I could be there a few minutes after opening time at 6 AM. And I was, and I did – partake in an ENORMOUS breakfast o’ champions consisting of buttery french toast goodness with globs of (near) maple syrup, scrambled eggs with melted swiss cheese, and three hot and tasty sausage links.

I also got a haircut this morning at the legendary Woody’s of Homestead. My brother’s wife told me to do so in preparation of a family portrait next weekend.

Check out this Shenanigan from my E-Mail Inbox:

Anyone want to make any bets as to a successful outcome on this one ?

Survivor, “Texas-Style”

Because of the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do a show entitled, “Survivor, Texas-Style.”

1.  The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville.

2.  They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

3.  From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth, and finally back to Dallas.

4.  Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: “I’m Gay”, “I Love the Dixie Chicks”, “Boycott Beef”, “I Voted for Obama”, “George Strait Sucks”, “Hillary in 2012”, and “I’m Here To Confiscate Your Guns”.

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

And now here’s a little diddy from the classic TV series “Hee Haw“:

Those are my ‘Saturday Morning Shenanigans’ for now. Stay tuned for a fresh new edition of the ‘Saturday Night Retro’ later tonight, but first – REMEMBER THIS !

Dog Vs Hot Dog