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Sports

My NFL Weekend Game Picks: The Results Show

Check it out:

SUN 1:00 PM EDT (9)
Raiders At RavensYES !
Cardinals At PanthersYES !
Buccaneers At Cowboys – NO !
Redskins At Lions – YES !
Bills At Dolphins – NO !
Rams At PatriotsYES !
Chargers At Saints – RIDICULOUS UPSET SPECIAL ! – YES !
Chiefs At JetsYES !
Falcons At EaglesYES !

SUN 4:05 PM EDT (2)
Browns At JaguarsNO !
Bengals At TexansYES !

SUN 4:15 PM EDT (2)
Giants At Steelers – OUTRAGEOUS UPSET SPECIAL ! – YES !
Seahawks At 49ersNO !

MON 8:30 PM EDT (1)
Colts At Titans – YES !

THIS WEEK10-4 (.714) – ‘ABOVE AVERAGE – ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT’

OVERALL – 78-38 (.672)

Check out my fresh new picks for this upcoming weekend’s games TOMORROW !

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Commerce Health Politics Travel Weather

Tuesday Night Grab Bag O’ Thoughts

1.  TODAY will go down in South Florida history as one of the coldest October days EVER !  We officially dropped down to 57°F at Homestead Air Reserve Base this morning, and we’ve been stuck in the 60s all day long. Tomorrow morning when we wake up we could have howling wind chills deep down into the 40s !

2.  Homestead was shivering (I love that phrase), and everywhere you looked you saw adults, children, and pets alike all bundled up in thick winter clothes that usually only see the light of day about a dozen days a year. Those people over there in the tee-shirts, shorts, and flip-flops ?  Those are what we like to refer to here in Homestead as ‘snowbirds’ – also known as Canadian tourists.

3.  My 7TH cold in 12 months is officially in the history books, or as I like to refer to as my very public history books – this blog. This cold seemed longer and harsher than a lot of the previous ones, so it was not my ‘Lucky 7TH Cold’. I’ll be flying back from the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex on the Saturday after Thanksgiving, so that’s only 32 more days until I get my 8TH cold in 13 months !

4.  Last Friday was Election Day in my living room. I voted via absentee ballot. I put it in the mail on Saturday morning. I just checked online with the Miami-Dade County Elections Department, and they have indeed received it as of this past Monday. One week from tonight we should find out who our next President Of The United States is. Whoever it is I will stand behind him and support him as he takes on a mountain of problems. I have very strong political views. They are so strong that I keep them to myself (most of the time) because they would offend and shock most people I know – including many of my close personal friends.

5.  Let me tell you something about a company by the name of ALLSOP with headquarters in Washington State, Ireland, and Shanghai China. I recently bought a ‘Metal Art CPU Caddy’ which is basically a little metal cart for my computer to fit in. The cart has 4 wheels, but one of the wheels was defective in that it was missing a bolt so I couldn’t attach it to the bottom of the cart. The cart was useless. I sent a short and simple E-Mail to the company on a Friday afternoon, and they sent me a personalized response back the following Monday morning. I replied to that response later that same day, and the next morning they shipped a replacement wheel to me via first class mail. I received it a few days later, and my CPU caddy is now in business fulfilling its mission !  In this modern era of widespread poor to non-existent customer service from retail companies I was totally ecstatic to discover a company that still does business the old-fashioned way no matter how big and universal they are. They cater to their customers who buy their products. You just don’t see that very much nowadays. THANKS ALLSOP !

Those are my thoughts for this Tuesday night. Thank You So Much for taking the time to read them.

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Food Health Philosophy

The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club

Probably the best part of recovering from a cold is regaining my MASSIVE appetite. During the peak of my cold I still had an appetite, but it just wasn’t MASSIVE. It was more like normal – average – mundane.

I know that I’m pretty much fully recovered from this most recent bout of the filthy germs because yesterday (Sunday) afternoon I managed to eat a large Little Caesars pepperoni pizza all by myself in less than half an hour flat.

Today for Lunch I enjoyed the mother of all Chinese Food meals courtesy of my good friends at Shanghai & Tokyo (in Homestead‘s Waterstone Plaza). It took me closer to 45 minutes to wrap-up that MASSIVE meal at my desk at work. I was quite full when I was all done with it. I could barely move, yet it felt so good. 😀

Because I’m such a loyal and faithful lunchtime customer of Shanghai & Tokyo I typically get two fortune cookies for the price of none !

Check it out:

Your destiny lies before you, choose wisely.
   I choose to continue moving forward on this journey.

Use your natural versatility to keep from being bored.
   Translation – Do something.

Until next time my friends may the good fortune cookie message be tucked inside a crunchy and delicious fortune cookie !

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Humor Life

Monday Night Countdown

It’s time for another self-conscious edition of the ‘Monday Night Countdown’, and this week I present to you the TOP 5 things that this kid is thinking about:

Me At 16
Me At 16

5.  ‘I absolutely adore my gorgeous hair. It’s gonna last forever !’

4.  ‘I’m glad I got these brand new ENORMOUS glasses. They match my gorgeous hair perfectly !’

3.  ‘There’s something weird in the neighbourhood. Who you gonna call ?  GHOSTBUSTERS !

2.  ‘The only class I’m aceing is Data Processing. That’s not gonna help me out later on in Life !’

1.  Memo To Self – Buy 4 more shirts just like this one because this is still gonna look cool in 25 years !