And now – ladies and gentlemen – I present to you another self-conscious TOP 5 countdown in which I poke fun at myself. It’s all good. I’m cool like that.
5. ‘Yes. I’m a Veteran. I personally created the bomb that was dropped over Saddam’s palace in Baghdad.’ (True Story – I created actual bombs that were dropped from actual fighter jets during the air attack of Operation Desert Storm.)
4. ‘Of course this is exactly what I wear to work every day. I work for Major Nelson in Cocoa Beach. He has a Jeannie.’
3. ‘I could have an extra set of eyes, and these ENORMOUS glasses would still cover all four of them !’
2. ‘The girls totally dig a man in uniform. See that cat over there in the Footlocker uniform ? He gets all of the girls.’
1. ‘Hey dude when are you gonna return my C + C Music Factory and Roxette cassettes ?’
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6 replies on “Monday Night Countdown”
Excuse me Sir, but didn’t you play the character of “Goose”, Tom Cruise’s co-pilot in the movie “Top Gun”?
Quick, queue the Kenny Loggins Music!!
“And I gotta cutta loose.. foota loose! Kic-off your Sunday shoes!”
Wait, wrong soundtrack..
Ahh, here’s the correct cassette tape!
“Gonna be a riiiiidinnnnnn tooooo tha Danguh Zone!!!”
Bro, is it true you could see the planet Mars with those glasses you used to wear?
Uhhh yes, I DO believe that is MY 15 to 16 year old SHOULDER there on the right hand side of the picture!!
I learned how to crop pictures, but I haven’t figured out yet how to clean up after the cropping. Because of the shadow effect I don’t think that it would have looked right anyway to colour over your right shoulder. Plus how would I have re-created my left hand ?
Danny I agree with you all the way. Chris we already talked about this one 🙂
I still love ya anyway. Have fun tomorrow.
I don’t mind having a shoulder in your pic. It makes me think back to the days where you were MUCH taller than me!!