The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club

TODAY for Lunch I ate at Panda Express in Homestead Florida, and as usual there was nobody else there but me. I don’t know how that place stays in business. They must be totally packed later on in the day when I’m not there. The’re apparently so busy that Florida City (where all of the food is) is getting its own Panda Express just 4 miles down the road.

I enjoyed the Chow Mein, Orange Chicken, Broccoli Beef, Cream Cheese Rangoons, Fortune Cookie, and Sierra Mist.

Here we go with this week’s Fortune Cookie Message:


‘A partnership shall prove successful for you.’

Be sure to catch the next exciting edition of ‘The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club’ LIVE from Dallas Texas. You won’t regret it Confucius !

Monday Night Countdown

This week I present to you my TOP 5 favourite vanity buttons to wear:

5.                                                              4.    bowl-of-stupidmy-fault

3.                                                              2. playing-stupidannoy-complete-strangers