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Sports

My NFL Weekend Game Picks: The Results Show

ALL 32 teams played this past weekend, so that’s a full slate of 16 games. I was a miserable 0-3 on nationally-televised games at night in prime time (Thursday, Sunday, and Monday), and a cool 10-2-1 for the 13 games that began on Sunday afternoon. Check it out dudes:

THU 8:15 PM EST (1)
Jets At PatriotsNO !

SUN 1:00 PM EST (9)
Broncos At FalconsNO !
Lions At PanthersYES !
Eagles At Bengals – TIE !
Saints At Chiefs – YES !
Ravens At GiantsYES !
Vikings At BuccaneersYES !
Raiders At DolphinsYES !
Bears At PackersYES !
Texans At ColtsYES !

SUN 4:05 PM EST (2)
Rams At 49ersYES !
Cardinals At Seahawks – YES !

SUN 4:15 PM EST (2)
Titans At Jaguars – INEVITABLE SHOCKER OF THE WEEK ! – NO !
Chargers At SteelersYES !

SUN 8:15 PM EST (1)
Cowboys At Redskins – SEASON-SWEEPING SHOCKER OF THE WEEK ! – NO !

MON 8:30 PM EST (1)
Browns At BillsNO !

THIS WEEK10-5-1 (.656) – ‘DISAPPOINTING’

OVERALL – 107-52-1 (.672)

Check out my fresh new picks for this upcoming weekend’s games TOMORROW !

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God Health Life Money Radio Sports Weather

Tuesday Night Grab Bag O’ Thoughts

1.  Last Tuesday I mentioned that I ‘felt a real subtle hint of a possible 8TH cold in 12 months coming on’ that morning. For the past week I’ve been denying the mere existence of any such cold since I only had sporadic sinus and drainage problems in one specific location – my right nostril. Over the past couple of days it’s gotten worse, but I still refused to acknowledge it as my 8TH cold in 12 months. It’s sort of like that Tropical Wave in the Caribbean that looks impressive on radar but is not classified as an organized Tropical Depression. This morning I took a Zicam (RapidMelts with Vitamin C), and I instantly felt better. I took another one 3 hours later, and I felt even better. I just took another one, and I think that my cold is gone. As a result of these quick developments I do hereby declare that my 8TH cold in 12 months did actually occur, and it is now done and over with !

2.  Just like my cold that is now done and over with before I even acknowledged that it had even started in the first place it appears that our U.S. economy may actually be coming out of a recession right around the same time that it is officially announced that we were actually in a recession over the past 6 months. That’s the way that it always seems to work out. Americans find out that the recession is over as they find out that it actually existed. This just in – 9 out of 10 Americans don’t really know what a recession is even though they use the term loosely as a crutch to blame all of their personal problems on.

3.  According to my friend Ritz Kelly-Kel of 91.9-CALL-FM apparently talked about my ‘born-again’ story this morning on her radio show. The Call was the device that Jesus utilized to grab a hold of me and rescue me from the darkness 27 months ago on a random morning in August of 2006. If it weren’t for The Call then virtually all of you reading this blog would have never met me, and I would not be here today with this blog. One day I’m going to visit The Call and tell my story in-person on-the-air LIVE !

4.  Hace Fresco !  I’m liking this chilly air aqui en el Sur de Florida. This morning was our 2ND consecutive morning with actual air temperatures in the low-50s and wind-chills in the mid-40s. Tomorrow morning could be even colder with actual air temperatures dropping into the upper-40s and wind-chills in the low-40s. It’s a sneak-peek of what I can expect all next week north of Dallas Texas.

5.  Speaking of Dallas my Washington Redskins put on another embarrassing performance at night LIVE on national television for the second game in a row. Allow me to be blunt here. The Redskins are stinking up the joint right about now, and if they keep it up then they’ll be watching “Desperate Housewives” on TV on Sunday nights in January instead of celebrating a playoff victory. Let’s get it together team !  WIN ON 3 !  1-2-3-WIN !

Those are my thoughts right now. Thank You for sharing your time with me.

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Food Philosophy

The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club

TODAY for Lunch I ate at Panda Express in Homestead Florida, and as usual there was nobody else there but me. I don’t know how that place stays in business. They must be totally packed later on in the day when I’m not there. The’re apparently so busy that Florida City (where all of the food is) is getting its own Panda Express just 4 miles down the road.

I enjoyed the Chow Mein, Orange Chicken, Broccoli Beef, Cream Cheese Rangoons, Fortune Cookie, and Sierra Mist.

Here we go with this week’s Fortune Cookie Message:

fortune-cookie

‘A partnership shall prove successful for you.’

Be sure to catch the next exciting edition of ‘The Fortune Cookie Message Of The Week Club’ LIVE from Dallas Texas. You won’t regret it Confucius !

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Humor

Monday Night Countdown

This week I present to you my TOP 5 favourite vanity buttons to wear:

5.                                                              4.    bowl-of-stupidmy-fault

3.                                                              2. playing-stupidannoy-complete-strangers
                                                                                                   
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