Tuesday Night Grab Bag O’ Thoughts

Here’s what I’m all about:

1.  It was recently reported on the news that 2008 was actually the coolest year on a global scale since 1997. Right now a HUGE chunk of North America is dealing with temperatures below zero – and as dangerously cold as -40°F in Minnestota and North Dakota !  The outer edge of this MASSIVE Arctic outbreak will reach America’s Rivera over the next couple of days as temperatures plunge into the upper-40s early in the morning. This global warming is getting out-of-control !

2.  Now that you’ve finished giggling over yesterday’s ‘Monday Night Countdown’ I can reveal to you that the reason why I’m taking the Miami-Dade Metrorail system is because I’ve been summoned to Jury Duty tomorrow morning. It was a lot of fun keeping that little tidbit of information from my dear friend Ela O. 😆

3.  I recently had a dream while sleeping at night that involved me, a microphone, lots of cool music, and my very own radio gig at 91.9-CALL-FM – my favourite radio station in the entire universe. I’m just putting that out there.

4.  I am currently searching for the most delicious French Toast available for public consumption within 10 miles of the city limits of Homestead. If you have any leads then please contact me immediately !

5.  My little brother has some agenda items on his mind as well. Here they are unedited and in its entirety:

Uhhh yes, I DO believe I requested THAT fortune. I went to Vegas seeking fortune, and all I found was misfortune, and a wallet that is now $90 lighter.

Some more random thoughts from your little brother:

1. Why does ANYONE think they will go to Vegas and actually win money? The scenario remains the same every time I go there. On the airplane ride to Vegas, everyone is happy, joyful, and confident. On the airplane ride back home leaving Vegas, everyone is tired, sad, frowning, and completely silent.

2. Video Poker is a sham. SO is video roulette. SO is video Blackjack. I lost a lot of money on all three, then I started to play at the actual card tables with an actual dealer. I discovered a favorite new game. I discovered Pai Gow Poker. I started playing with $60. I got up to $80, and then I left broke. The GOOD thing about playing Pai Gow poker however, was the fact that my original $60 lasted me about 4 hours in gambling time. That equates to 4 hours in excitement, laughs, cries, exclamatory remarks, 2 different dealers, me joking around with the pit boss, and about $80 in free drinks at the table. I personally think I came out ahead…

3. GO RAVENS. Yes, all of my home teams are out of the playoffs. The Dallas Cowboys, The Washington Redskins, the Jacksonville Jaguars – ALL OUT. Heck, they didn’t even MAKE the playoffs. However, my home team BY DEFAULT (I was born in the state of Maryland and lived there for 5 years) is still in the playoffs and going strong. The Baltimore Ravens are MY pick to go to the Super Bowl this year, and I like them a lot. I like the fact that their QB is a ROOKIE! I like their defense! Personally I think Ed Reed is a good candidate for LEAGUE MVP. So, I SHALL root for the Ravens, and if they go to the Super Bowl, I might even go out and buy an Ed Reed football jersey.

So Bro, I’m right there with ya. I got that MARYLAND BELTWAY SPIRIT TOO!!!!

4. Cigahs? Cigawettes? (Inside joke between Chris and I). I did NOT hear any glorified salespeople with speech impediments not being able to pronounce their “R’s” this time around. As a matter of fact, I didn’t see or experience many people smoking at all in the casinos. Is America actually wising up and getting more healthy?

5. As usual, I developed another ranomly strange taste for something I normally do not indulge in when I am at home. When we were in Hawaii, I drank coffee like 6 times a day for no apparent reason. In Alaska, I went crazy for the Creme Brulee desserts. So in Las Vegas last week, I had a very strange craving for….. Cranberry Juice. I drank Cranberry Juice every day for breakfast, and even for lunch and dinner. I have no idea what it was about it. I just needed to drink cranberry juice. I have since switched back to my normal drinks of Water, Diet Sunkist, and Gatorade, and I have not had a craving for Cranberry Juice since I returned to Texas.

6. UFC 93 this weekend. I’m picking Rich Franklin over Hendo, and Shogun Rua over ancient Mark Coleman. Honestly, what is Mark Coleman trying to prove by getting back in the ring at 44 years old?? Stay retired!! I’m just glad he didn’t fight Brock Lesnar as originally planned.

7. CES Show…. Underwhelming is the best way to describe it. The big thing this year was 3D TV. Let me tell you this. Not only will it NEVER be a big hit with the mainstream audience, but I wouldn’t buy it. It hurt my eyes to look at.

I saw many “celebs” there, and may news networks filming. As a matter of fact, I walked right by Good Morning America AND Spike TV when they were filming. I saw Wilmer Valderamma (Fez from That 70’s Show), and I almost met Quinton Rampage Jackson. Professional video gamer FATAL1TY challenged my friend and I to a game of Quake 4 in front of about 200 people, my friend ended up going up on stage (I chickened out), and my friend and another guy got beat 22 to -1 against FATAL1TY, who was playing ONE HANDED!!!

I’ll say this about the CES. Here are my parting words, a la Jerry Springer. The CES show is full of glitz and glamour. It’s loud, obnoxious, busy, and bright. But, it’s a LOT of walking, a lot of lines, a lot of rude people, and mass chaos at times. So, stay home and watch G4 to see all the new gadgets coming out.

8. Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, and Worst Week were all brand new last night and very funny.

9. American Idol starts tonight! YAY!

That is all…. I’ve written enough and I should probably get back to work now. LOL

~ Danny

9 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. The Major
    Jan 13, 2009 @ 16:56:17

    Danny,
    Did you see any LIVE shows while en Viva La$ Vega$ ?

  2. Ela
    Jan 13, 2009 @ 18:49:21

    OK I could have guessed that, but I behaved and waited..:)

    I tought that when you are in the military you did not have to go.

  3. The Major
    Jan 13, 2009 @ 19:22:44

    I’m not in the military. I work for the military. I served a decade in the military from 1985 to 1995.

    Nevertheless even military personnel have to report to Jury Duty.

  4. Ela
    Jan 13, 2009 @ 20:05:53

    Thanks for the explenation.

    Night night don’t let the bed bugs bite.

  5. Vegas Danny
    Jan 13, 2009 @ 20:20:29

    Hey Bro. No shows for me. We were going to go see Blue Man Group, but we decided to go gambling and lose money instead. Then, I got free tickets to see MAC KING (the best afternoon show in Vegas), annnnnnnd we decided to gamble instead and lose more money.

    Christina and I might be going to Vegas later this year for her 10 year High School graduation. If we DO go, you should go with us, and we can go see some cool shows!!!

  6. The Major
    Jan 13, 2009 @ 20:56:34

    Are you and Christina planning any trips down here to America’s Riviera later this year ? There’s a GO-GO goin’ on !

  7. Vegas Danny
    Jan 14, 2009 @ 09:24:19

    Yes, we are, and we wanna go to the Keys (at least Key Largo for some Waverunner and fun in the sun action), AND we want to fly in on the out of control airplane with no brakes in the Miami Go-Go commercial. LOL

    Oh, and we want a grand tour of every shopping mall within a 100 mile radius of the Miami metroplex. I should plan….. a 4 week vacation? =)

    Danny

  8. Dallas Danny (formerly Vegas Danny)
    Jan 16, 2009 @ 09:05:12

    Uhhh, apparently US Airways from New York to Charlotte decided to do it’s best impersonation of the Miami Go-Go flight by flying uncontrollably into the Hudson River.

    They JUST don’t make airplanes like they used to! When are these pilots gonna learn that’s it’s not the old days, and they can’t go 200 miles per hour down the runway like they used to when they visited America’s Riviera!!!

    In a related story, an entire flock of pigeons disintegrated today in New York.

  9. The Major
    Jan 16, 2009 @ 12:10:27

    Funny Stuff ! I think that pilot / hero is being requested by name by thousands of air travelers who want him as their pilot. Pretty soon he’ll be appearing on Regis, Letterman, and Leno.

%d bloggers like this: